Miley Cyrus Tit Tattoo - What's On The Other One?

Funny story written by Ellis Ian Fields

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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So Miley has a tattoo coyly inscribed under her left breast.

She let it show to papparazzi last night. It reads, intriguingly: "Just breathe."

Now bookies are taking bets on what might be under the Hannah Montana star's right knocker.

"We've already had loads of interest," said Mickey Keyring of online betting site, loseitfast.com.

"There are bets verging on the ridiculous, like 'In the event of, fire break glass.'

"Or there's the saucy 'suck it and see.' But punters are flocking in and we're looking forward to the result."

Selected odds so far:

In the event of fire, break glass - 100/1
Press for information - 75/1
Just breathe - 50/1
Pull to open - 25/1
Press for attention - 10/1
Suck it and see - 5/1

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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