Robert Pattinson Proposes To Kristen!

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Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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The latest news from Twilight had been that star Robert Pattinson was going to make the proposal as Edward Cullen to Isabella a real one and that she would know that it's real because he will have designed the ring himself.

They also reported that it would be a big surprise to Kristen.

Some surprise. It's already been all over the tabloids and entertainment television so how will Isabella or rather, Kristen Stewart be surprised?

So Pattinson popped the question today.

Pattinson said it was a great idea but wouldn't wait to do it now that the bat's been let out of the cave.

Robert Pattinson doesn't even admit that he had planned it in the first place. "I think one of the cameramen mentioned it while we were filming and I considered it."

"You hear all kinds of wild stories", he told the West Coast Post, "especially from you! Although I don't think you're the worst of the bunch."

Well, we try.

Another rumor that Ashley Greene had seduced Pattinson and that Vlad the Impaler had possessed Robert were the best we could do of late. Now if Robert Pattinson winds up marrying Kristen Stewart, what are we supposed to write about?

Some of these wealthy actors should think about poor reporters and their wives and families and realize that we have to put food on the table too.

So get out there and do stupid things. Lately I don't think, outside of Lady Gaga and Snooki, you're even trying.

Thank you dear ladies for caring. We love you two. And also Mel of course.

Finally, as of this moment, we haven't heard if Kristen accepted the proposal, but we think there's a good chance.

This is Clarence Briant, father of four little ones, all cute as a button, reporting for The West Coast Post!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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