David Cameron accuses Queen of being work shy

Funny story written by Julian Shure

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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David Cameron's controversial plan to cut benefits and make the work shy scroungers work for a pound an hour has been taken a step further.

David said: "This includes everybody, and when I mean everybody, I mean everybody!"

When I asked what he meant by everybody?

He said "Everybody! Including the royal family!"

He went on to say "The royal family have been taking tax payers money for hundreds of years, and isn't it time they paid something back?"

I asked what type of work they would be given?

David said: "Well Prince Charles likes architecture, so I think working on a building site would be ideal for him.

"The Queen loves dogs so she will work in Battersea Dogs home.

"Prince Harry will work in a Nazi memorabilia store and in one of those head shops.

"Prince Philip will have to work in a women's refuge centre giving advice on everything from PMT issues to dealing with psychological scars from husbands that come out with appalling gaffes."

What about William, I asked? "Oh William, er, well, Will as I like to call him, will be helping me around the house."

The Queen was phoned to comment?

She said: "If he does that I'll see him on the Jeremy Kyle Show!"

In an unprecedented move the Queen has taken to getting a facebook page on the popular social network site to gain support.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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