Carmella Bing To Join The Bonkettes?

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Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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Some exciting news coming in from Ginslinger Records Inc suggests that internet porn star, Carmella Bing, may be about to temporarily link up with the world's greatest girl band, The Bonkettes.

Stand in manager, Gay Larry has revealed that he's been attempting to contact Carmella Bing with a view to getting her to gig with The Bonkettes. (At least we assume he said 'gig.')

At this point, it isn't yet known if the pendulously breasted Southern Belle, Ms Bing is likely to accept or reject the offer, but Gay Larry strongly feels that she can add a new dimension to The Bonkettes.

He told us:

"BJ Spit and BJ Swallow are obviously the driving force behind the band, whilst Kathy Legover nee Trembler, and Fanny Tickler are also essential elements, but since manager and part time bongo player BT Bishop was incapacitated by a coronary, I've started looking at things with a new eyeball.

"The band needs tits appeal. Big tits. Jordan's passe, but Buffty Ginslinger pointed me in the direction of Carmella Bing. Now I may be a gay man, and to a degree anti-Texan, but this Texan gal has boobies in abundance, so I'm willing to forgive and forget, just as long as we can get her on board. She'll definitely be a double FF asset to the band."

Outside observers relate that Gay Larry has lined up a number of cover versions on which Ms Bing may share vocal duties, providing she agrees and signs a deal. They include 'Simply The Breast' 'Help Me Big Tits Through The Night' 'Thanks For The Mammaries' and 'Shake Your Boobies.'

Bonkettes lead singer, BJ Swallow, sipping surgical spirit through a straw on the roof terrace of the Rio De Janiero Hilton told us:

"I'm cool with the notion. Gay Larry appears to know exactly what he's doing."

"Oh yes!" Gay Larry told us. "I might be gay but I'm not fucking stupid. Big bazookas are the future. How the fuck else would we hold the attention of people like that pirate captain, Morse? Or that fucking Bargis Tadpole dude? Big tits! Yeeesss!!! Get in there!!!!!"

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