Tish Cyrus: Billy Ray & I Divorced Over Miley!

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Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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Tish Cyrus has stated that the key cause of her divorcing her husband was over their daughter, Miley.

A source stated that Tish claimed that, to Billy Ray, Miley can do no wrong. Yet she's getting totally out of hand even though I know she's nearing 18.

Tish apparently wanted the best for their daughter but "She Can't Be Tamed" just like the recording. She's had one jock after another over at our house and now on her own but Billy Ray always has an excuse."

The source stated that all was not well with her and Billy Ray but that Miley was at the center of a lot of it. That the arguments were about their daughter rather than themselves.

Did Tish have a fling with the guy in Australia?

"I don't know for sure", stated the source. "If so, I think she wanted her husband to see how he felt when she began acting like their daughter."

"Miley is now in Europe and from what videos I've seen, like "Who Owns My Heart", she hasn't changed much. As soon as she gets back here, I think she will hook up with Justin Bieber."

He really IS coming over?

"Yeah, she's telling him they should perform together. They can't sing together as their voices are just alike."

As far as Tish and Billy Ray?

"I guess it's over. But if Miley settled down and found the right guy, who knows. I think Billy Ray is just thankful that his daughter is clean as far as the drug game so many are out there playing.

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