OSU Coach Upset
It was learned today that Jim Tressel, head football coach at The Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio contacted the legal firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe, located in Cleveland, Ohio, in regards to pursuing a law suit naming The Associated Press i...Read full story
ABC's New Reality Show 'Skating With The Stars' Lays A Big, Gigantic Snow Ball!
HOLLYWOOD - The new reality show Skating With The Stars is filmed just down the hallway from Dancing With The Stars, but apparently no one knows how to get there. The show which is based on the British show Dancing On Ice premiered in last place a...Read full story
Michelle Obama's Mother Finds Secret UFO Files In Obama's Desk
Marian Robinson who's the mother of Michelle Obama and who lives with the first family at the White House has made an interesting discovery. This was sold to us by a member of the White House staff, after overhearing Mrs. Robinson relate her amazi...Read full story
Best Moments from Philadelphia's Spectrum, And One Spectrum-Related Murder.
THE SPECTRUM'S BEST MOMENTS. May, 1974 - the Flyers Win the Stanley Cup. They would go on to win the Cup in 1975, f--k up in 1976, and then suck for 35-odd years thereafter. March, 1992 - Christian Laettner Hits the Shot Heard 'Round the World at the 1992 NCAA East Regionals-Duke vs. Kentucky With two seconds remaining in a tightly contest game to advance to the NCAA Final Four, Kentu...Read full story
Stranger Than Truth: The Lost Lassie Museum
On a recent trip to Hollywood, the Stranger Than Truth crew were approached by an older gentleman by the name of Clyde Kindrake, who claimed to have some seriously valuable material related to one of tinsel-town's greatest stars; Lassie. And as we had some time to kill before our appearance on Letterman, we thought we'd humor the old guy and see what he had to offer. It was a move we wouldn't r...Read full story
Champions League - Rangers Surrender Like Lambs To Composed Manchester United
Ibrox - Wednesday November 24th - Champions League - It looked like Rangers weren't really up for a football match, as they kicked off this fixture packing their defence, and almost coming unstuck early doors. Penalty appeals from Berbatov and Nan...Read full story
Derek Acorah Has Body Repossessed
Silver-haired ghost botherer Derek Acorah has sensationally had his body repossessed. The chunky, Liverpudlian, ex-footballing, spook spotter was sat with friends when Kreed Kafer (an anagram of Derek Faker, made up by Dr. Cairan O'Keefe, parrot p...Read full story
New "Soft" Drink Better, Much Cheaper Than Viagra
Now there's no need to take those blue-visioned, headache, 'Give-Me-An-Hour Honey' pills with the discovery of an herb combination that will get you up in no time and send you after the Missus. A cup of new "Peckero Pink" is all you will need. Yo...Read full story
Robert Pattinson Will Shave His Head For New Movie Role
News out of Hollywood this morning is that "Twilight's" Robert Pattinson will soon shave his head for a role in an upcoming Science Fiction movie. "It's about the far future and there will be more than one film should the first one be successful...Read full story
Jennifer Grey Wins, Producers of Dirty Dancing Plan Re-Release
Hollywood - Producers of Dirty Dancing were looking for a reason to re-release Dirty Dancing, and got it when Jennifer Grey won Dancing with the Stars on Tuesday night. "We thought about re-releasing the movie when Patrick passed away after his b...Read full story
A Return To Tory Values Sparks Violence On The Streets Of Britain - What A Surprise!
It would appear that certain individuals pay no heed whatsoever to lessons which should have been learned long ago. As yesterday's student protest marches erupted in violence in a number of cities, tired critics of Conservative policy could only s...Read full story
McDonald's to launch own degree
McDonald's is going to introduce its own degree course for its restaurant managers in the UK. The foundation degree, which will be accredited by Manchester Metropolitan University, marks the fast-food company's latest move into education. Cours...Read full story
Brit students hold violent protests, the "good life" is becoming too expensive!
UK students up and down the country have been holding protests against the raising of student fees. The protests in London have turned violent and there were many injuries. The reason for these protests is the UK government are raising the fees...Read full story
How Green Is Your Pet?
Todays eco-friendly girl is fashionable and hip. No longer is it the preserve of bare-footed, lentil munching hippies, saving the Earth has never been so cool. But, before you congratulate yourself on your recycled hessian bag and low carbon footprint credentials, spare a thought for your pets. By ignoring their toll on our precious Mother Earth you could be undoing all your hard work! Howev...Read full story
OSU President Explains Elitist Remarks about the BCS
November 24 (Spoof News) Ohio State University is in the news because their President E. Gordon Gee said that Boise State and TCU didn't deserve to play in the BCS Championship Game because those schools don't spend as much money as OSU does on its f...Read full story
Derek Hough Wins Dancing With The Stars And Immediately Flies To London To Comfort Cheryl Cole
HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough won the 2010 edition of season eleven's Dancing With The Stars. But Hough really did not have much time for celebration as Jennifer drove him to LAX Airport where he boarded a flight to London to comfort h...Read full story
New Discovery: Warren Commission Loses Key Papers when Ford Fell down Stairs
Washington - Just days after the 47 anniversary of JFK's assassination, a key piece of history was leaked to the media, and that fact is that Gerald Ford lost the key document that proved Lee Harvey Oswald didn't act alone. The document was lost when...Read full story
Hagfish Mucus: The Ocean's Aphrodisiac?
Marine biologists of the prestigious Floridian University of Carlyle Kursk released a statement today regarding one of the ocean's least appreciated creatures, the hagfish. The small, all but blind, lock jawed, eel-like monstrosity was, up to this po...Read full story
Vladimir Putin: Leonardo DiCaprio's a real man - just like me!!
Bloodyvostock - (StollyBolly Mess): "We've shagged the same slags, Leo and I," the Russian Prime Monster joked today. "And shared some intimate diseases with Anna Chapman!" Putin was showing off a new Tiger tatoo that he'd just had done on his...Read full story
U.S.-South Korea Joint Exercises "Provocative" says Kim Jong-un
PYONGYANG, North Korea - A rare public statement has been given by Kim Jong-un, heir apparent to the dictatorship of North Korea. "As son of the Great Leader, I consider it my duty to learn whatever I can to aid my nation's health and physical di...Read full story
University Study Reveales Long Term Effects of Airport Scans
When polled, flyers across the nation are concerned about the long term effects from the full body scans being conducted in airports. One long term frequent flyer voiced his worries, "when I go to the dentist they drape me in lead, how's this diff...Read full story
The Cheryl Cole - Wagner Carrilho X-Factor Feud Is Getting Ugly!
LONDON - Simon Cowell has tried to put a lid on the situation but the infamous "Sultan of Sarcasm" seems to have lost control of this year's edition of X-Factor. Cheryl Cole, one of the shows four judges and girlfriend of Derek "The Dancing Dude"...Read full story
Second chance for the USA in Korea...
Unconfirmed reports from the White house, today announced that President Obama was looking forward to his own war in Korea.This, he feels, will mark his place in American history as the only president to win a "conflict" in living history. Whilst...Read full story
Gag orders requested by some Spoof Writers
Jumping on the band wagon requesting Gag Orders are many writers of The Spoof. Footballers are requesting Gag Orders right, left and centre in an effort to keep their names out of the press regarding extra-marital sex escapades with fellow team-ma...Read full story
Turkey Hot Dogs Replace Traditional Turkey at Many American Tables
The downturn in the nation's economy has many American families cutting corners, especially when it comes to buying food for their families. Thanksgiving favorites for some families this year will be missing from the festive tables and replaced by mo...Read full story
Desperate Housewife Driven Into Sexual Frenzy By Burglar
A UK housewife, described by neighbours as being 'sexually frustrated' today related how she was driven into a sexual frenzy of wanton perverted lust when she was 'taken every which way and then some' by a well endowed burglar. In broad daylight.Read full story
Porn fans in shock after Waissel granny xxx-factor revelations
"I don't think I'll ever get it up again!", "First goatse.cx and now this!" and "My eyes! My eyes!" are just some of the anguished comments made by porn fans after witnessing photos of, not Katie Waissel, but her 81-year-old Grandma. One porn fan...Read full story
Nude Gillian McKeith Calendar Sales Disaster
Kebab and pizza van entrepreneur Ali Bullo was beside himself in anguish today after investing thousands of pounds in a print run of 2012 calendars featuring 'I'm A Celeb' turd analyst Gillian McKeith in a variety of erotic naked poses. Ali Bullo,...Read full story
Most British Women Would Pick Body Lice Before Sex According To New Survey
According to a newly published survey by the Billingsgate Institute, most British women would pick body lice before sex. Although limited to women between the age of 15 to 45 polled after returning from Holiday from Italy, Spain and Greece, 76% of t...Read full story
Scots ban Rooney from entering Scotland, he forgot his passport!
On the eve of tonight's "Battle of Britain" between Man Utd and Rangers there was a shock surprise for Wayne Rooney. Sir Alex Ferguson was planning to play Rooney tonight hoping he would explode back into form and blast Rangers off of the Ibrox pa...Read full story
Nigella Lawson Caught Smuggling Imported Knockwurst
Security screeners at LAX noticed something amiss when foodie Nigella Lawson came through their security line readying herself for a trip back home to London after spending a whirlwind couple of weeks in America. After noticing Ms. Lawson acting a...Read full story
School Students Mass to Support Tory Education Policy
School students took to the streets today to celebrate the Government Education policies. There is huge support for the drive towards private education, now being implemented for university students and in the pipe line for all school students.Read full story
Santa Website causes children distress
A website set up to help parents with Christmas shopping has left thousands of small children distraught. Santa-List.uk.web is a price comparison site with a difference. Parents set it up providing a few details, such as email address, a maximu...Read full story
Thousands Turn Out In Support Of Striking Pole And Lap Dancers
On the day that students once again took to the streets of Britain to complain about escalating tuition fees and broken government promises, thousands ignored them and headed off to Trafalgar Square to cheer on a group of fifteen hundred striking pol...Read full story
Utter Gobshites! - WTF?
This morning's Irish Daily Star led with the front page blaring out, "Utter Gobshites." How angry can you be to use such language against your own Government? Perhaps this gentleman is the perfect example of controlled anger. what RTE cut off last night that has angered the Irish Perhaps we can say that the Irish are justifiably angry? What, then, should we say about Mr Godfrey B...Read full story
England to improve on total Ashes humiliation with abject failure
England begin their Ashes campaign of Australia tonight bidding to improve upon the total humiliation of four years ago by returning home with something closer to abject failure. The last tour of Australia, with the retired brewery silo Andrew Fli...Read full story
Thirty Percent of Those in TSA Lines Just There for Pat Downs!
In a leaked memo from the TSA, a report indicates that thirty percent of the people in the TSA screening lines are just there for the pat down! The TSA has tried to suppress the news but many airports around the country are reporting the same phenome...Read full story
Pope's Position On Condoms Still Not Clear
Despite being welcomed as a step in the right direction, the Pope's relaxation of the Roman Catholic church's total ban on contraceptives has still left questions unanswered. Last week, Pope Benedict, surprised observers world-wide by suggesting t...Read full story
Featured Writer Selection Process Finally Revealed
The Featured Writer selection process has finally been revealed by editor Mark Lowton at Spoof Towers. He told us "Monkey Woods seems to think that the Featured Writer is somehow randomly selected by the computer, once a day, having no actual rela...Read full story
Paris woman trapped for 20 days in bathroom
An elderly woman has survived being trapped in her bathroom in Paris for 20 days, after the door lock jammed. The room had no window or phone so the 69-year-old was unable to tell anyone but she tapped on pipes during the night, hoping to alert he...Read full story
Joran van der Sloot Called as Character Witness in Amanda Knox Appeals Trial!
The Italian appeals trial for America's "Foxy" Knoxy was thrown into confusion today when Knox's defense attorney called on Serial Woman Killer Joran van der Sloot to appear as a character witness! Almost three years to the day since Amanda Knox a...Read full story
Takwana and Anitakapita of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough speak about the Royal Wedding
Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones were interviewed today about their 'take' on the upcoming Royal Wedding. "Well it's gud innit like? That William getting married to Kate wotsername. 'E's marryin' someone common, like us innit? Soon the Royal family will all just be ord'nary folk like us if this keeps up," said Takwana, grinning, showing off her new gold crowns on her two front teeth. "...Read full story
Step in to Christmas!
The Flange archive contains many examples of his regular communications with his parishioners. 23 November, 1890 Dear Parishioner, I'm sure, like myself, you and your loved ones are starting to make your preparations for what some killjoys (Fabians, members of the Popular Front For the Liberation Of The Working People Of Barrow - that lot) choose to call 'Winterlude' and yet what I steadf...Read full story
How do the 'weak' teachers get through Teachers' College?
I'm bloody sick of reading in the British papers about the terrible teachers. I trained in England 1970 -1973, taught there and am now living and teaching in Canada over 35 years later. Way back in the 70's, when I was training, crappy 'would-be teachers' graduated with the rest of us (yes - I consider myself a decent teacher who makes learning fun etc. coz I was bored at High School). They gr...Read full story
Katie Price to present Radio 4's Today programme
In another hare-brained scheme aimed at making the flagship Today programme more soft and cuddly, the BBC has announced the appointment of a series of 'guest presenters'. Each 'guest presenter' will provide ideas for around half of the programme's...Read full story
Chinese Comedy Central's Kim Jong-il Roast Called Off Due to Tensions on Korean Peninsula
(DPRK) - Lil' Kim Jong-il (a.k.a. Kim Jong-un) went nuts this week while his father traveled to Vegas on a gambling junket. With irresistibly-low airfare to Vegas and dirt-cheap hotel rates, the Supreme Leader decided to take a pre-holiday-season br...Read full story
Thanksgiving Wiped Out By Halloween And Christmas Cartels
The time honored and highly respected holiday of Thanksgiving was wiped out by the rival gang cartels of Halloween and Christmas this week. For many years the Halloween gang, characterized by bizarre, scary costumes, and the Christmas gang, recogniza...Read full story
CSI:Miami Review. "I See Dead People!" says Calleigh.
Series eight, episode 20: Backfire A couple of weeks ago it was science fiction as Lt Horatio Caine and his team in the Miami-Dade Crime Scene Investigation unit probed a suspicious death connected to a space tourism flight. Last night, we were taken into the realms of the supernatural. Somehow, the CSIs are at a house blaze before the fire fighters (how did they know it was a crime scene...Read full story
Joan Rivers Was So Thrilled To Get Patted Down At LAX Airport That She Gave The TSA Pat Down Security Agent A $20 Tip
LOS ANGELES - Comedian Joan Rivers, who claims to be 77, but who some media reporters say might actually be 87, recently found herself in the X-ray scanner line at L.A.'s LAX Airport. Rivers apparently set off the scanner and she was immediately r...Read full story
The Pope is diagnosed with a sexual disorder
VATICAN CITY - The Vatican insist that the Pope's commitment to truth are nothing more than "revolutionary," but others think Pope Benito Santos is nothing more than a lunatic. Just a year after he said he was a certified virgin, he confessed at...Read full story
Jennifer Grey Defeats Bristol "The Pistol" Palin and Kyle "The Tootsie Roll" Massey To Capture Dancing With The Stars' Coveted Mirror Ball Trophy
HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Grey, who due to various injuries has more aches and pains than a retired Hollywood stunt man, has won the season eleven Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy. Jennifer beat out Disney star Kyle "The Tootsie Roll" Massey a...Read full story
A Close Friend Of Mark Ballas Says That If Bristol Palin Was Not A Republican, Mark Would Marry Her
HOLLYWOOD - An unnamed source who says that he went to high school with Mark Ballas has stated that Mark confided in him that he likes Bristol "The Pistol" Palin so much that he would ask her to marry him if it were not for the fact that she is a har...Read full story
Is Talk of a Pig's Patootie Politically Correct?
According to the pig community, the answer is a resounding "NO." Pigs were appalled by the recent statement of Democratic political strategist James Carville: "Most people don't really give a pig's patootie about a nuclear arms deal with Russia...Read full story
North Korea Attacks; The World Yawns
Just 24 hours after North Korea shelled areas of South Korea and promises of swift retaliation were issued in the event of another attack, Kim Jong Il's regime did just that. At 11 minutes past midnight, Korean time, communist sappers emerged from...Read full story
Scientific study reveals that life, in fact, is not a cabaret
In a devastating blow to old chum, among others, researchers at Stanford University have concluded that life most definitely is not a cabaret. The 6 billion dollar taxpayer-funded study also concluded that life is not at all like a box of chocolates,...Read full story
Well Respected Mexican Gang Is In Possession Of Four Dirty Bombs
Suspected gang in the western Mexican state of Sinaloa is claiming to have in their position four dirty bombs which they plan on using in undisclosed locations if authorities try to prevent their drug trade from prospering. A spokesman for the, w...Read full story
Miley Cyrus Turns 18, Dirty Old Men Breathe Sigh Of Relief
Miley Cyrus, Songstress, Teen Idol and TV Star turned 18 today. Apparently Cyrus is taking the entire month of November to celebrate. Festivities kicked into high gear Sunday at L.A. hotspot Trousdale. Demi and Rumor Moore were among the guests in at...Read full story
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Star In A New Reality Show Called, "Yep, It's Us Again: Heidi and Spencer - The Con Artists"
LOS ANGELES - Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are fast becoming the modern day versions of P.T. Barnum. The 'odd couple' has certainly done everything within their power to see to it that they stay in the public eye. Pratt and Montag have told W...Read full story
Korean War vet kind of wishing people in 1950 were as hesitant to go to war as they are today
CHESTER HILL, PA-In the wake of an artillery barrage between North and South Korea, Korean War veteran Harold Howell, 78, expressed annoyance today, noting that policymakers and the general public are far more reluctant to engage in hostilities with...Read full story