Jessica Simpson Takes Credit For The Dallas Cowboys Victory

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Takes Credit For The Dallas Cowboys Victory

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson, the ex-girlfriend of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, has told her next door neighbor Truman Rasmussen that she is taking credit for the Cowboys victory over the Oakland Raiders 24-7. "Tits" as Rasmussen aff...

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Spoof Writer Skoob1999 Thought Wearing Women's Lingerie Was Cure For His Swine Flu

Funny story: Spoof Writer Skoob1999 Thought Wearing Women's Lingerie Was Cure For His Swine Flu

Popular Spoof writer Skoob1999 was photographed going out for the paper in an embarrasing state of undress. The humorist and organized labor rabblerouser was seen wearing only a pink, lacey teddy by neigbors and other passerbys. Within minutes, he...

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Dead sheep wheeled into Supermarket

Funny story: Dead sheep wheeled into Supermarket

The RSPCA today hit out at youths who put a dead sheep into a shopping trolley and wheeled it into a Tesainsda store in south-east London. Staff at the store have named the animal 'Tesainsda's Finest Best Lamb Chops', and it is thought to have been r...

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Cuba Is Preparing For An Invasion By The United States

Funny story: Cuba Is Preparing For An Invasion By The United States

HAVANA - Cuban President Raul Castro, Fidel's baby brother, has placed the entire island on notice of an impending military invasion by the United States. Castro, speaking on Cuban TV's equivalent of The Jerry Springer Show, El Cho de Geraldo Lava...

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MTV's Tila Tequila Says Her Boyfriend Shawne Merriman Has A Very Weird and Embarrassing Fetish

Funny story: MTV's Tila Tequila Says Her Boyfriend Shawne Merriman Has A Very Weird and Embarrassing Fetish

SAN DIEGO, California - Singer, model, MTV personality Tila Tequila has revealed that her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman has a very weird as well as embarrassing fetish. The Singapore native said that Shawne consumes up t...

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Tiger Woods Seriously Injured In Wreck, Following Argument

Funny story: Tiger Woods Seriously Injured In Wreck, Following Argument

WASH 5 News in Florida is saying that golfer Tiger Woods was injured when he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree outside his Isleworth home early on Friday morning. The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods was injured in the crash, which took place at...

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Michelle Obama Jealous of Joe Biden's Man Boobs

Funny story: Michelle Obama Jealous of Joe Biden's Man Boobs

United States First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is jealous of Vice President Joe Biden and his man boobs. She said in confidence to a White House staffer that "I really ought to have the biggest tits and be the biggest boob in the White Hous...

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'Arbeit Macht Fries': Fast food outlet opens at Auschwitz concentration camp

Funny story: 'Arbeit Macht Fries': Fast food outlet opens at Auschwitz concentration camp

Fast food conglomerate MacDiddly announced today that they are opening a restaurant in what might be the unlikeliest of venues - Auschwitz concentration camp in Poland. The camp, which saw the extermination of hundreds of thousands of Polish politic...

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Adam Lambert Tossed Off GMA But Chris Brown OK!

Funny story: Adam Lambert Tossed Off GMA But Chris Brown OK!

Apparently kissing a guy on the stage is out but beating the crap out of someone is overlooked. ABC's Good Morning America, which canceled Adam Lambert's guest appearance last week, say Chris Brown will be allowed to respond to a tape from Rihanna...

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Swine Flu Incapacitates Spoofer

Funny story: Swine Flu Incapacitates Spoofer

The dreaded H1N1 swine flu virus has finally penetrated the inner sanctum of satirical website TheSpoof.com, leaving Spoof writer Skoob1999 in a desperate struggle to hang on to life itself. As Skoob is a member of this Spoof reporting team, we fi...

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White House Party Crashers to Adopt "Balloon Boy"

The fake DC socialites who penetrated security to crash a White House state dinner may be headed for a penitentiary. Michaele and Tareq Salahi-who somehow tricked their way into President Obama's black-tie gala for the prime minister of India-"wi...

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Al Gore Linked to Ice Age, Extinction

Funny story: Al Gore Linked to Ice Age, Extinction

ROSWELL, NM - The occurrence of multiple Ice Age periods has been well documented. However, Global Warming "activists" have been strangely silent about the phenomenon. Some suspect the shift to using the phrase "Climate Change" is a distraction. Y...

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Santa Says Obama To Stay On Naughty List

Funny story: Santa Says Obama To Stay On Naughty List

Santa Claus admitted in an interview after the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade that United States President Barack Obama will remain on the naughty list for another year. "I don't want anyone to make anything racial out of this," said that Jolly Ol...

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O' Halloran - Murder with a Capital Punishment - Part 3

Funny story: O' Halloran - Murder with a Capital Punishment - Part 3

Previous Chapters: Part 1|Part 2 Part 3 "You brought O' Halloran into the case?! Are you fucking crazy???!!!" Lieutenant Kowalski is close to exploding as he slams his fist on the desk, sending pieces of cheeseburger spilling across the floor. Robo female cop has just informed her boss about O' Halloran and he's pissed. Well, he was pissed before she told him - he always liked to...

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Terminator Terminated! Agent Pouchedmouth In Charge

Funny story: Terminator Terminated! Agent Pouchedmouth In Charge

Not only does California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger park his little sports car in a tow-away zone and he and his wife talk on their cell phones while driving, it seems he's been skipping his tax payments also, according to a report out today by t...

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Doctor Confirms Smoking Is Good For You

Funny story: Doctor Confirms Smoking Is Good For You

Scientist, and man who know's what it's about, Dr Angram Philchpott has categorically stated, so it must be true, that certain things that at first were thought bad are infact good for you. Things like smoking, which are generally accepted to be f...

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UK admits "The recession is worse than we thought" even Gordon Brown overdraws his creditcard by 2 Million!

Funny story: UK admits "The recession is worse than we thought" even Gordon Brown overdraws his creditcard by 2 Million!

The UK has at last admitted to the fact that the recession is much worse than thought! Well, everybody knew that the UK lives on "PUMP" creditcards, disgustingly high house prices and over-inflatory prices generally. A normal worker earns 15 -...

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Oprah To Run For President In 2012!

Funny story: Oprah To Run For President In 2012!

So now we understand why Oprah Winfrey has decided to end her popular daytime show after almost 25 years! It's to run for President of the United States! Many people who saw the Obamas on Oprah two years ago saw how out of her way Oprah went to...

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Irish Catholic Priests shock the Pope by acting straight and normal!

Funny story: Irish Catholic Priests shock the Pope by acting straight and normal!

Irish Catholic Priests have shocked the world by admitting, "we have never played with little kiddies willies!" They even went as far as announcing that they were "straight", had female cleaning "bonking" partners and anybody who accuses them of...

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A North Carolina Senator Has An Amazing Answer To The National Health Care Issue

Funny story: A North Carolina Senator Has An Amazing Answer To The National Health Care Issue

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - Senator Kazoo Mickler, Republican from North Carolina, was in town as the featured guest speaker at the Annual Tar Heel Textile Mill Managers Convention. Senator Mickler is spearheading a unique national health care pro...

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Victoria Beckham Has The Biggest Bunions In All Of The United Kingdom

Funny story: Victoria Beckham Has The Biggest Bunions In All Of The United Kingdom

MANCHESTER - Victoria Beckham in town visiting her aunt Olivia and uncle Talcott was photographed wearing sandals and the photos revealed that she has two humongous bunions. Victoria was asked by Brinley Burntwick, a reporter for The Manchester Mo...

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Man Sells His Identity on eBay…. Sued For Fraud

An elderly man has been sued by a disgruntled customer of eBay after purchasing the man's identity from the web site. The seller, Mr T.J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC has told investigators from eBay that he had done nothing wrong. "If anything" Mr. Mc...

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Can Cannes Can The Can-Can?

Funny story: Can Cannes Can The Can-Can?

A secret movie, filmed in the 1920s has caused the movie and dance world to feel 'equal earthquakes of excitement'. The tewlve second epic shows black and white footage of ten ladies lined up and in a synchronosed manner, kicking their legs up, i...

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Paris Hilton Sells Her Farts

Funny story: Paris Hilton Sells Her Farts

In what can only be described as a revolution, hotel heiress Paris Hilton has 'bottled her bottom burps'. "People love my fragrances, so I'd thought that I'd give them something more personal", explained Ms Hilton. During the fictitious interview,...

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Beckham caught having a fiddle

Funny story: Beckham caught having a fiddle

Los Angeles, California. Football idol, David Beckham, has been spotted masterbating during the half time break of a major US league game. Witnesses say that the living legend had his trunks around his ankles and was really "going for it" in the neth...

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Nick Clegg Reveals New Lib-Dem Logo - A Turd

Funny story: Nick Clegg Reveals New Lib-Dem Logo - A Turd

'Angry-but-pointless' Lib-Dem leader Nick Clegg announced today that the party was to undergo a complete relaunch in keeping with aims for the general election early next year. "We in the Liberal Democrat Party always believe in echoing the views...

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Phelps in trouble with law

Funny story: Phelps in trouble with law

Los Angeles, California. The entire nation of the USA has been shocked to learn today that swimmer Michael Phelps has been arrested for cheating on his girlfriend. In unprecendented scenes, County police have used an old Puritan law still on the...

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Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer 'owes Dubai shaikhs $10 million'

Funny story: Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer 'owes Dubai shaikhs $10 million'

Dubai - (Repo Man Cometh): Fugitive from UK justice Prince Jefri Archer is being pursued by Dubai bailiffs for the return of $10 billion owed to the McTomb-Raider clan of shaikhs. Jefri, 69, borrowed the money to replace a gaping black hole in Bru...

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Premiership bankruptcies loom as players sink under Dubai debt

Funny story: Premiership bankruptcies loom as players sink under Dubai debt

London - (Rioters): The Dubai ponzi crash is threatening to bankrupt some of the UK Premier League's top players. Dozens daft enough to have bought into the Emirate's holiday homes scam face the repo man as Emirate debt collectors begin calling i...

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Adam Lambert - "Gordon Brown Fisted Me"

Funny story: Adam Lambert - "Gordon Brown Fisted Me"

He may have been the runner-up in American Idol, and the centre of controversies including 'that kiss', but glam rocker Adam Lambert has run into a new storm over allegations in his soon-to-published autobiography. In the book, Lambert claims that...

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I'm a celebrity, get me out of here! scandal: predator versus predator.

Funny story: I'm a celebrity, get me out of here! scandal: predator versus predator.

Before the next series of "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!" was planned producers were warned by aboriginal natives that there would be a stalker in the jungle. Of course, Ant & Dec thought they knew what the aborigines meant because they kn...

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Bordello falls....Epilogue

Funny story: Bordello falls....Epilogue

The dust kicked up as I staggered into the dilapidated ransacked wooden town following the train tracks long disused, weeds pushing up through the now irregularly spaced sleepers. I pushed my way through a collapsed chain link fence into the town, and headed down the main street. A creaking sign hanging above a partially collapsed building told me I had finally arrived at Bordello Falls. There...

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Global Warming is renamed - again.

Funny story: Global Warming is renamed - again.

For years, scientist warned of the effects of increased GHG (Greenhouse Guff) on the climate of the planet. Increased temperature caused by melted ozone layers would kill us all and spell doom. Then they realised that some places were getting cold...

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Obama's Osama Banana Drama in Panama

Funny story: Obama's Osama Banana Drama in Panama

Barack Obama was thrown into a diplomatic nightmare yesterday, when he made 'inappropriate' comments about Al Qaeda head-honcho Osama bin Laden's penis. The US president and his wife Me-Shell, had been invited to the Central American country of Pa...

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Rev. Al Sharpton Wants The Name 'Black Friday' Changed To "African-American Friday"

Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Wants The Name 'Black Friday' Changed To "African-American Friday"

BROOKLYN - Reverend Al Sharpton speaking from the Mens' Underwear Department at a Brooklyn Wal-Mart said that he is asking all U.S. retailers to stop using the term 'Black Friday' for the shopping sales day that takes place on the Friday after Thanks...

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Every Television Weathercaster In America Will Soon Be Fired!

Funny story: Every Television Weathercaster In America Will Soon Be Fired!

CHICAGO - Due to the economic situation not getting any better Chicago's television station KUTT, Channel 50, has announced that effective immediately it will be eliminating its two long time weathercasters. Station Manager Percival Davidoffer sai...

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Selena Gomez Cries Out, "I'm Not The Hispanic Miley Cyrus, Miley's The Anglo Selena Gomez"

Funny story: Selena Gomez Cries Out, "I'm Not The Hispanic Miley Cyrus, Miley's The Anglo Selena Gomez"

SANTA MONICA, California - Speaking from her apartment in Santa Monica, Selena Gomez said that she is tired of the media, the paparazzi, and the American pubic comparing her to Miley Cyrus. Selena recently yelled out at a concert in The Squaw Jane...

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Britney Spears Naked Circus Concert To Be Shown On The PlayGuy Channel

Funny story: Britney Spears Naked Circus Concert To Be Shown On The PlayGuy Channel

LOS ANGELES - Representatives for Britney Spears have finally reached an agreement to show highlights from her Naked Circus Tour on cable's PlayGuy Channel. Lagarino Comstock spokesperson for the PlayGuy Channel said that his group has been in neg...

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Microsoft Vista Shuts Down Entire U.S. Defence System For Updates

Funny story: Microsoft Vista Shuts Down Entire U.S. Defence System For Updates

Bill Gate's Microsoft Vista shut down the entire United States missile defense shield during an orange alert today while it configured new Windows updates. Taking over control from the hands of programmers who were readying systems in case of a s...

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Taylor Lautner Balloon Attack Prompts Thanksgiving Day Parade Reroute

Funny story: Taylor Lautner Balloon Attack Prompts Thanksgiving Day Parade Reroute

NEW YORK CITY, New York - It was a black Thursday when the Macey's Thanksgiving Day Parade had to be rerouted down Broadway after a catastrophic balloon failure in Times Square wreaked havoc on the festivities. Parade newcomer "Jacob Black," an 8...

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Susan Boyle Rushed To The Hospital After Accidentally Biting Her Own Thumb

Funny story: Susan Boyle Rushed To The Hospital After Accidentally Biting Her Own Thumb

NEW YORK CITY - Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle was rushed to New York's St. Johnny Appleseed Hospital suffering from a semi-severe thumb bite which witnesses say she accidentally inflicted upon herself. Ms. Boyle was having lunch at the tr...

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Michael Jackson Dead Month Before June 25th!

Funny story: Michael Jackson Dead Month Before June 25th!

A paper found in a trash bin has been discovered by a janitor who is offering to sell the three-page report that Michael Jackson was officially declared dead on May, 25th a full month before all the crap hit the fan, one month later. Apparently, a...

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Car Manufacturer Show Off New Models At The Thurso Motorshow

Funny story: Car Manufacturer Show Off New Models At The Thurso Motorshow

Car manufacturers Foxhole have decided to unveil their new range of cars, at the Thurso motor show, which starts on Thursday. The Krankies have gratefully offered to open the show. They did offer to sing at the opening, however the locals threatene...

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Man With World's Largest Penis Fails Ultimate Test

Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis Fails Ultimate Test

Everything was set firmly in place, as with military precision, the 'Man With The World's Largest Penis' Bargis Tryhol, accompanied by legendary French marine biologist, Jacques Cocktail and a posse of submarine cameramen set out aboard the yacht 'Co...

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"The Paedophiles" To Release New Single

Funny story: "The Paedophiles" To Release New Single

In order to hop on the band wagon of three blokes warbling on about things, three paedophiles have teamed up, in their words "to release the single of the year so far". Barry Aimsworth, Terry Shogan & Alan Pie are all convicted paedophiles, an...

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Priceless Alan Shearer Art Work Stolen

Funny story: Priceless Alan Shearer Art Work Stolen

Priceless Artwork painted by former England and Newcastle Striker Alan Shearer has been stolen. The painting known as "Tyne Bridge in Abstract Autumn Sunlight" was stolen from a safe at St James's park just 48 hours before it was set to be auctioned...

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