Oprah To Run For President In 2012!

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Friday, 27 November 2009

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So now we understand why Oprah Winfrey has decided to end her popular daytime show after almost 25 years! It's to run for President of the United States!

Many people who saw the Obamas on Oprah two years ago saw how out of her way Oprah went to not only welcome the Obamas but cheered them on. She gave Barack and Michelle a giant boost towards announcing for the presidency and even asked Barack Obama that if he did decide to announce as a candidate, would he please do it on HER show!

He never answered, only smiled.

A few months later he DID announce his candacy but elsewhere.

Oprah was hurt, after all she had done. Then, Michelle Obama seemed to go out of her way to make sure that everyone knew Oprah did not get her husband elected.

The slowly build up of steam finally has been released as Oprah may make her announcement on her own show before it goes off the air a year and a half from now.

You can imagine how big those audiences nationwide will be.

Plus, an inside source has told this reporter that Oprah is going to use her billions toward purchasing states that are bleeding money fast and enough of them for 270 electoral votes, all it takes to win the nomination, once she's the candidate.

"She's getting older. She's wildly popular and Obama's ratings are dropping daily. I think this is the right time for Oprah Winfrey to step into the White House", stated the source.

"She even plans to take different leaders of both parties with her on all overseas functions. No one can get both parties together by reaching across the aisle, so Oprah will reach across the oceans...with the support of both Dem. and GOP leaders!"

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