Santa Claus admitted in an interview after the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade that United States President Barack Obama will remain on the naughty list for another year.
"I don't want anyone to make anything racial out of this," said that Jolly Old Elf, "but he's getting another lump of coal in his stocking. I think that he's made that (receiving lumps of coal in his stocking) into a Christmas tradition (and I refuse to use the politically correct word Holiday)."
When Santa was asked to clarify why Obama was on the naughty list, he refused to answer. One elf who wished to remain anonymous, however, offered the following:
"Obama is on the naughty list for several reasons. One of them is because he is a liar and has never told the truth about his birth certificate. A second is that he is mean spirited and makes the media kiss his ass. A third is because he does not play fair and used the race card in the elections."
"Santa also doesn't like politicians in general, because they make lots of campaign promises that they never keep. Saint Nick also didn't like the way that Obama treated his opponents by trying to say that they were not qualified, when he himself had no qualifications. Another thing that bugs him is that Obama hangs out with a lot of other people on the naughty list."
"The thing that has bugged Santa the most, however, is his continual refusal to use the word Christmas. Christ is the reason for the season, but this guy won't acknowledge that."
"No, the only presents that Barack Obama can plan on getting are the stinky, brown, steaming ones that First Dog Bo leaves on the carpet of the Oval Office."
Oprah Winfrey did not approve this story.
