Los Angeles, California. Football idol, David Beckham, has been spotted masterbating during the half time break of a major US league game. Witnesses say that the living legend had his trunks around his ankles and was really "going for it" in the nether regions.
Beckham refused to comment on the incident apart from saying that it felt "f...ing fantastic". A spokesperson for Beckham's major sponsor, Victoria AKA "posh" Spice, said that the incident was isolated and does not mean that Mr Beckham has much of a problem. "Lets all have a cold shower.....no, lets all have a deep breath and forget about it" they said.
David Beckham will soon play an exhibition match against an eleven from Jerking, Nebraska.