Obama's Osama Banana Drama in Panama

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Friday, 27 November 2009


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Barack Obama was thrown into a diplomatic nightmare yesterday, when he made 'inappropriate' comments about Al Qaeda head-honcho Osama bin Laden's penis.

The US president and his wife Me-Shell, had been invited to the Central American country of Panama to experience the rich diversity of the nation, and more importantly, to visit the Museo Nacionale De Las Frutas - The National Fruit Museum.

Museum curator Miguel 'Speedy' Gonzales told The Spoof, "El presidente had just completed the apple section, and has smiled a lot and pointed at a few larger varieties, after which he squeezed his wife's breasts, perhaps in an attempt to comment on the size of her boobies. Next he went to the Banana house. He saw a large twisty banana (El Banana Twistio) and said to me, "This one is just like Bin Laden's cock - twisty and pungent."

Panama President Enrique 'Slow-go' Rodriguez described the comments by Obama as "rather unfortunate, but in good taste"

Concern has been expressed by the Republicans at his upcoming visit to flood-effected Cockermouth in Northwest England next week.

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