Terminator Terminated! Agent Pouchedmouth In Charge

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Friday, 27 November 2009

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Not only does California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger park his little sports car in a tow-away zone and he and his wife talk on their cell phones while driving, it seems he's been skipping his tax payments also, according to a report out today by the Sacremento Skeedaddle!

IRS agent Ferd Pouchedmouth, a San Francisco agent of the IRS says that he has set his head towards "Big Schwarzenegger" and intends to bring him down to size!

"That big boy's mine, all mine!" giggled Pouchedmouth. "I got Uncle Sam to back me up so the Governator better come up with nearly $100,000 in back taxes or make me an offer I can deal with."

Agent Pouchedmouthed stated that he has set his sights on "Terminating" the actor-turned-politician following a new report which claims the California governor owes nearly $94,000 in back taxes.

The body-building movie star, who has been Governor of California since 2003, has fallen behind in his payments from 2004 and 2005, according to papers filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court this week.

"The big bruiser owes us, the Internal Revenue Service $49,122 from 2004 and $43,540 from 2005 and this agent you're looking at has him by the small marbles!"

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