Popular Spoof writer Skoob1999 was photographed going out for the paper in an embarrasing state of undress. The humorist and organized labor rabblerouser was seen wearing only a pink, lacey teddy by neigbors and other passerbys. Within minutes, he was whisked away by the local law enforcement officers and charged with public intoxication, indecency, and public lewdness.
A physician at the local constabulry, however, noted that Mr. Skoob was not intoxicated (which is surprising as this is his normal state). In fact, the accused was seen to be suffering the effects of heavy medication for swine flu.
When asked why he was dressed in such clothing, it also turned out that his ears were somewhat stuffed up and that his hearing was affected.
After writing their questions, police discovered that Skoob thought another writer told him that he should have a "hot teddy" for his illness, when she really said a "hot toddy."
Pink, by the way, is not his color.
Mrs. Skoob also stated that the nightie is not hers and she has no idea where he got it, but that his underwear drawer was left partially open.