A secret movie, filmed in the 1920s has caused the movie and dance world to feel 'equal earthquakes of excitement'.
The tewlve second epic shows black and white footage of ten ladies lined up and in a synchronosed manner, kicking their legs up, in, out to the side, and then up again.
"This is amazing", explained President of the Cannes Film Festival Hugo Boss. "If people see this it will change the world forever. We need to consider the repurcussions of allowing this to air."
It is believed that the film may never be shown in public, and in fact, this story was just made up to accommodate a catchy headline.