Jessica Simpson Takes Credit For The Dallas Cowboys Victory

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Friday, 27 November 2009


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Jessica Simpson showing off the good-looking 'puppies' that once belonged to Tony Romo.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson, the ex-girlfriend of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, has told her next door neighbor Truman Rasmussen that she is taking credit for the Cowboys victory over the Oakland Raiders 24-7.

"Tits" as Rasmussen affectionately calls Ms. Simpson said that the singer/movie star told him that she asked the Lord to let her ex-boyfriend's team defeat the Oakland Waiters and he let it happen.

Rasmussen informed "Tits" that the Oakland football team is named the Raiders, not the Waiters.

Jessica, who likes to say that she is the blondes' blonde, said that she is sure that the team is named the Waiters. Rasmussen went logged on to the Internet and showed her that the team is in fact named the Oakland Raiders.

Simpson smiled, let out a little laugh and said, "Oops my bad." She then added that at least the Lord has a sense of humor, because he knew exactly who she was talking about.

Rasmussen asked Jessica if she has finally gotten over the fact that Tony dumped her or if she still pines for him.

She smiled, touched her crotch area, and said that basically she is still effen pining for the QB dude.

In a related story. Simpson says that she has just signed to star in the sequel to the 2005 'Dukes of Hazzard' movie. The sequel should be out next summer and is titled, 'The Dukes of Hazzard - The Duke Boys Conviction On Fencing Stolen Auto Parts.'

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