Adam Lambert - "Gordon Brown Fisted Me"

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Friday, 27 November 2009


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He may have been the runner-up in American Idol, and the centre of controversies including 'that kiss', but glam rocker Adam Lambert has run into a new storm over allegations in his soon-to-published autobiography.

In the book, Lambert claims that he was fisted by current British PM Gordon Brown. The alleged incident happened when the then chancellor visited the US, and was asked to open a new school.

"I was just seventeen, you know what I mean?" explained Lambert. "Gordon has cut the ribbon and I invited him to visit the sport facilities. It was there, in private where it happened"

Lambert then went into great detail about the pretend boxing match in the new Martin Luther King Junior Sports Centre, in which Gordon Brown donned gloves and gave Adam a light tap on the chin for the cameras.

Simon Cowell described the revelations as 'inspirational'.

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