NASHVILLE, Tennessee - (Satire News) - The popular blonde singer, Taylor Swift, was recently caught doing 105 mph in a 50 mph speed zone.
The 32-year-old songstress, told NPD officer Clem Clyde Cookmeister, (Badge #9803871) that she did not realize how fast she was going because she was listening to her latest hit song, "When I Said G-Spot, I Was Talking About My New Pomeranian Puppy Gee Spot."
"Tay-Tay" as her gillions of fans call her was let off with a warning, after she gave Officer Cookmeister a copy of her latest CD, an autographed official Taylor Swift Frisbee, and four front-row, VIP tickets to her November concert in Nashville.
Meanwhile, Swift's manager has said that the singer, who has more boyfriends than Khloe Kardashian, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Hope Hicks combined, has agreed to make a video on the hazards of driving like a bat out of hell.
