A Furiously Jealous Faith Hill Is Becoming The Wicked Witch of The South

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 10 October 2013

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Faith is alleged to have found a pair of lipstick lips on one of Tim's T-shirts.

FRANKLIN, Tennessee - A close unnamed friend of Tim McGraw and his wife Faith Hill has stated that the couple seem to be carrying on more and more like the Hatfields and McCoys.

The source said that it all stems from Hill being upset at the fact that she lost her cush gig as the singer for the opening intro to Sunday Night Football to the much younger, prettier, and sexier Carrie Underwood.

Faith has reportedly said that it did not matter to her, but everyone who knows the tall lanky, insecure blonde singer knows better.

Several close friends are even starting to refer to Faith as The Wicked Witch of The South.

A close friend of Tim's told Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine that McGraw also got tired of having Faith constantly berate and make fun of his black rubber cowboy hat.

Hill would refer to it as a fireman's hat.

The couple has been married for 17 years and for the past 2 years they have been fighting like cats and dogs on a hot July day.

SIDENOTE: There are rumors going around down in Dixie that Faith is so insanely jealous that she actually thinks that there is something going on between Tim and Taylor Swift, Tim and Miley Cyrus, and Tim and Kate Gosselin.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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