Taylor Swift abducted by aliens...May be Probed!

Funny story written by Francois Dubois, S.J.

Tuesday, 6 March 2012

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Skoob's 1999 will probe Taylor Swift "just a ;ittle bit'

ZOGDAMN, MARZ (ABSNN) -- Country music sweetheart Taylor Swift became the latest celebrity to be abducted by the now infamous skoob1999. an alien from the planet Marz. Swift disappeared Tuesday evening according to her mother.

"She left this note," her weeping mother told reporters:

"Dear Fans,

"In an effort to free President Barack Obama, I have voluntarily agreed to be abducted, but not probed, by skoob1999. I will travel with him to the planet Marz and give a concert there and then 26 others throughout the galaxy.

"Again, I will not be probed.... well, maybe just a little... I just got a look at skoob's 1999."

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