Taylor Swift Devastated Over Her Latest T-Shirt

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 22 June 2013


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Taylor Swift said that she knew nothing about the so called infamous Taylor Swift T-Shirts. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

NEW YORK CITY - Taylor Swift and 130 of her fans are really upset at the slogan on the just released T-shirt which reads: Taylor Swift Only Has Boyfriends So That She Can Then Write Songs About Them.

Fiona Susie McSizzle, a spokesperson for the company that put out the offensive shirts stated that they have stopped production and will buy back every one of the 93 shirts that they had sold in the Staten Island area.

Miss McSizzle said that they wholeheartedly apologize to Miss Swift and her legion of fans and hope that everyone can get over this horrible incident which was unintentional.

One Taylor Swift fan identified as Bambi Babbitberg, 13, of Hackensack, New Jersey, stated that her mom has already set up an appointment for her to see a sex therapist because this whole sordid T-shirt incident has left her traumatized beyond belief.

Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette contacted the 23-year-old country music singer and asked her for a comment. Taylor stated that she does not appreciate someone prying into her personal life by talking about her ex-boyfriends.

When Miss Kixx noted that she herself writes song after song about her ex-boyfriends Taylor suddenly told her that she was sorry but that she had to end the interview because she was already late for a lipstick commercial shoot.

SIDENOTE: Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Rush Limbaugh purchased three of the Taylor Swift T-shirts and he plans on keeping them.

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