Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 18 July 2013

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Taylor is very upset and angry with the Olsen Twins. (Photo Credit: Rico Chorizo).

NASHVILLE - Close friends of country artist Taylor Swift say that Taylor is so mad at the Olsen twins that she could eat a handful of nuts and bolts.

It appears that Mary-Kate and Ashley co-wrote a song about one of Ashley's ex-boyfriends, Johnny Depp.

The two dated last year and after the breakup Ashley told her twin sister that she felt like writing a song about their relationship in order to give it closure.

Mary-Kate thought that it would be a great idea so the two sat down by the avocado-shaped pool at Ashley's Hollywood Hills mansion and came up with the song which they titled "You Took My Innocent Heart and Argentine Tangoed All Over It."

It appears that Taylor Swift is beside herself and very upset that the two Olsen twins have taken her song style and basically copied it.

Taylor insists that she is the only girl singer who writes songs about every single guy that she breaks up with. She pointed out that not even Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, or Ke$ha do that.

SIDENOTE: The Olsen twins were contacted and asked to comment on Taylor's comment and both responded with a very loud raspberry.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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