He Who Hesitates Is … A Little Prick
Are you hesitant? Do you say one thing and then stop to think about it, and maybe change your mind? Do you think you have that right? Well, you don’t. When someone tells you to do something, you do it and do NOT question … or else … Do you like wh…
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Big Nose Hairy Sneezes Top Secret Surveillance
A man with the world’s longest nostril hairs has been recruited by MI5 as a double secret spy, since every one of the hairs poking from his nose can pick up secret communications from around the world … and beyond! With a slight tweak of certain h…
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Black Hole Discovered on Earth!
So the Chinese and their white balloon is met by America and its black chemical cloud of death. Who to hate more? The planet Earth now has a mole, just like Jupiter. And what's that big red spot made up of? And how many living things are on th…
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UFO or Vagina: Depends on How Horny Your Religion Is
A UFO-shaped cloud frightened and confused people in predominantly Muslim Turkey. They jumped up and down, pointing their fingers, calling on their god. And the bullshit began because it wasn’t really in a UFO shape (that’s just what people with n…
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A New Pfizter Variant Targets Comedy
A whistleblower who used to work for big-pharma giant Pfizter has told the US Weekly Medical News Picayune that all variants are created in the lab, and that some can be directed specifically towards certain types of people: “Like any egotistical…
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The Mars Robot Landers - Two Groups are Fighting to Name the Next One
Two groups are fighting to name the next U. S. Mars Lander robot. Both have petitions out. Millions of Rap fans of Space Flight want to call the next one the 'Mars Bitch'. They want to give it a real-world name - not some namby-pamby 'Adv…
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What is science's opinion of broccoli in 2023?
Dude … Where’s My Hover Car?
Pharaoh Bill’s Down Under to Scare the Kangas and Koalas
An earthquake hits China devastating most of the fortune cookie industry
Fast Food Drones – Duck and Cover!
Meaning Of Life Uncovered in a Lost Civilization of the Sahara
The Planets Don’t Want to Play with Earth No More
Jesus’ Foreskin Has Been Found!
No More Homo, You Godless Sapiens!
Archaeological Dig in North Korea Finds No Wheel
A woman has over 900 FAKE usernames
Homo Sapiens to become self-impregnating transgender hermaphrodites
Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and lasciviously luscious women on the planet were thrilled when rumors began circulating that Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole plan to become a top wrestling tag-team in the WWE. In a…
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Reports now say that oral sex will instantly get rid of hiccups
In a monumental revelation, The American Research Group has just divulged that one sure fire way to get rid of irritating hiccups is to engage in oral sex. The 11-month study concluded that heightened levels of estrogen and testosterone release ti…
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Small Lip-Shaped Kissing Robot Plugs into your Phone - Use When Your "Girlfriend" is Away
CCN reports on a small Kissing Robot that attaches to your cell phone and has an app. It was developed by lonely Chinese tech students. The round plastic device with realistic silicone lips, plug in your phone and during your call you can talk…
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What did European ancestors look like?
Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years ago in Europe. The ancestors of all Europeans were dark-skinned, with some having blonde hair or blue eyes. The folks were in transition to lose their…
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Pirates to Attack Floating Cities in Elon’s Future Dreams
Elon Musk is interested in floating cities. An island, constructed by people, on which an entire city stands. Like Manhattan, if its island could float and move around for a moveable feast of all things New York. Who doesn’t want that city off…
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A devastating earthquake hits Moscow destroying the city's largest salad dressing factory
The BuzzFuzz News Agency (Russia) is reporting that a catastrophically disastrous earthquake measuring 7.9 on the Richter Scale hit the nation's capitol. The earthquake destroyed several Moscow bars as well as several beauty salons, a massage parl…
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The wicked witch of Silicon Valley and his flying mosquitoes
While mixing a new genetic nano brew in his cauldron, Bill Gates (otherwise known as The Wicked Witch of Silicon Valley) was chanting a few phrases in Aramaic, summoning all the demons of big money, computer tech, and rabid viruses that no one but he…
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Stars thousands of light years away control your life, but your own sun? Noooo!
For many thousands of years, in many thousands of countries, in the minds of many thousands of impressionable human beings, the stars in the sky dictated everything in your life. How prosperous you'd be, who you should or should not marry, what type…
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Lady Gaga Sharted – Fans Go Wild and Shit Themselves in Support
Miami Beach, Botswana, Lady Gaga had a sold out concert last night, and this reporter had a blast to see history in the making … but it’s not why you think! As Gaga was singing “Po-po-po-po-pokerface …” she sharted. (A combo between a fart and…
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Hitler’s Moustache Brought Back to Life!
Scientists living in the jungles of Paraguay have played god after they found the lost Hitler’s moustache! That’s right, the bullet Hitler put into his brain in the bunker – sure, it hit his head, but the moustache survived! And now it’s back –…
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Polar Bears Drowning Under All That Fashionable Fur
The world population of polar bears has greatly declined over the past 10 years, scientists say, and it’s not due to poachers, fur coat salesmen, nor Lady Gaga. They all die from drowning! With much of the ice of the Arctic gone, the bears are qui…
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Bezos-Musk Inc.'s new amazing iPhone is the size of a domino
The two most brilliant minds in the entire world have just invented a brand new state-of-the-art iPhone. Bezos-Musk Inc., which is headquartered in Austin has just released their brand new Bezos-Musk Saturn 13 iPhone. The S-13 is the size of a…
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Robot Literature Nobel Prize Winner Ain't No Doctor Suess
A robot has won the Nobel Prize for Literature! The Noveltron 3000 has penned over 42 novels with universal themes of love and loss and man’s inhumanity to man – hitting all the notes for any jury – and blew the human competition away! Judges a…
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Scientists in Tibet discover the skeleton of a 4.7 million year old female yak
Prepare to be amazed as we journey into the prehistoric world of yaks and unearth an astonishing discovery made by a team of intrepid Icelandic scientists. Led by the indomitable Dr. Hans Johansson (no relation to the renowned Scarlett Johansson),…
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