An archaeological dig going on in the Sahara desert has revealed the Meaning Of Life!
Long before the pharaohs, there were vast civilizations living where the Sahara is now, but, of course, they got covered in sand. Now, due to global warming sending high winds to northern Africa, patches of desert have thinned enough for scientists to get in there with their trowels and shovels to begin unearthing the many lost civilizations of the Sahara! Exciting times lie ahead.
A stone was found, and on it were carved very primitive hieroglyphics, which linguists were able to translate. They believe the language dates back to approximately 8000 B.C. – long before Jesus decided to show up on the scene and “save” everybody. Thanks, J-Man, what about the people who died when you were born (never mind a thousand years earlier)? Didja save them too? Go jerk off a disciple!
The ultimate point of this great find is that, since it reveals the Meaning of Life, no one needs to follow a religion or philosophy anymore. It’s all been solved, and it’s not about being nice to people and shit like that which never works, unless you like being a doormat.
Give it a read and see if it gives you a good reason to kick your god to the curb.
Here is a 10,000 year old song:
The Meaning of Life
Smart songs for the idiot
Poor songs for the super rich
Protest songs for the couch potato
Love songs for the people hater
Sing out with your mouth closed
All your regrets are what you choose
Every fall was well-planned
Your free speech was already banned
The meaning of life is irony
What you get is what you can’t see
If it’s all wrong it’ll become right
Every day starts with a night
The song that speaks has no words
Distinction comes in the herd
Superman is a computer nerd
We feel free when we’re lured
Doing nothing takes a lot of time
Singing anarchy in perfect rhymes
If I love you I’ll never say
Revolution starts with “obey”
The meaning of life is the least expected
Playing safe leaves you unprotected
Stay home and you’ll fear the world
Play the villain and you’ll get the girl
Now sing that to your god until he/she/it goes away and leaves the human race alone – for once!
