Prince Charles To Get His Gigantic Ears Reduced By 45%
LONDON - (Satire News) - An insider at Buckingham Palace has just revealed that Prince Charles, who is 73, recently entered The Robin Hood Hospital to see about getting a procedure that will reduce his humongously gigantic ears by 45%. The ear, no…Read full story
Prince Charles & His Butler - The Full Exclusive!
In an exclusive interview with ex-royal footman, Mr. George Smith, The Spoof has the full story on Prince Charles and what he got up to with his former butler Michael Fawcett.Read full story
Prince Charles Accidentally Admits That Camilla Parker Bowles Has An Intimate Tattoo
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The Prince of Wales, Prince Charles recently spoke with Piers Morgan, and he accidentally let it slip that his wife, The Duchess of Cornwall (Camilla Parker Bowles) has an intimate tattoo. Charlie, as Mick Jagger calls him,…Read full story
Prince Charles To Visit England's Fighting Troops In Ukraine
LONDON - (UK Satire) - London's Tickety Boo News is reporting that Prince Charles has been asked by PM Boris Johnson to visit war-torn Ukraine. Chas, as Simon Cowell calls him, is politicking to possibly replace PM Johnson. There are several qu…Read full story
Prince Charles- "My Twin Passions, Homeopathy and Infidelity."
Prince Charles has spoken of his desire to spread the word on the benefits of homeopathy and his unbridled enjoyment of infidelity.Read full story
Prince Charles' Real Teeth Found
Prince Charles' real teeth were found today in Buckingham Palace. This was the first time the royal family admitted the prince has been wearing false teeth.Read full story
Prince Charles Addresses The Rumors of Him Having An Affair With Cheryl Cole
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The latest rumor floating around the UK is that Prince Charles is having a torrid affair with former Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Ann Tweedy (Cole). Neville Twickenbuck with Tickety Boo News was the first to break the story, wh…Read full story
Prince Charles Will Fly To Moscow And Meet With Russian President Vladimir Putin
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace has just informed the British public that Charles, the Prince of Wales, will be traveling to Russia. The prince will meet with Vladimir Nikita Putin, in the newly-remodeled Commemorative Mrs. Joseph Stali…Read full story
Camilla Parker Bowles shows true face
London, England - This week Prince Charles revealed his April wedding plans to long time mattress (oh, I mean mistress!) Camilla Parker Bowles, disregarding any negative opinions about the match expressed by other members of the Royal family, and fam...Read full story
The Manchester United Football Team Took a Vote and The Overwhelming Choice To Replace PM Boris Johnson Is Prince Charles
MANCHESTER, England - (Satire News) - One of the world's most popular sports teams, The Manchester United Red Devils took a vote as to who they would like to see become Britain's next prime minister. Man U owners Joel and Avram Glazer took the pol…Read full story
Scotland Yards Reports That Queen Elizabeth Was Arrested Back in 1977
WASHINGTON, D.C. - United Kingdom Satire) - An employee for Scotland Yard recently revealed that the territorial police force has uncovered a secret file filled with the sexual exploits of several very high profile British individuals; including Prin…Read full story
Now That Prime Minister Boris Johnson Has Resigned, Queen Elizabeth Will Push To Have Her Son Prince Charles Take His Place
LONDON - (Satire News) - Well after months of speculation, Tickety Boo News is reporting that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has finally decided to resign. Many of his adversaries in Parliament wonder what took the tassled-haired blonde so long, wha…Read full story
Prince Charles Is Telling The People of England That He'll Make a Spiffingly Fine Prime Minister
LONDON - (Satire News) - Prince Charles wants to be the new prime minister of England so bad that he can taste it. His wife Camilla Parker Bowles said that he told her that next to having sex with her every night, he would love to be the leader of…Read full story
Like Father, Like Son. Will Tweets: Can't Wait, 2 More Months Till I Can Legally Cheat!
Prince William is at the center of yet another Royal controversy as a recent tweet to a mate has been released to the public and is sweeping London causing more embarrassment to the Royal Family just months prior to his wedding! Replying to a ques...Read full story
Queen Elizabeth Has Just Stated That She'll Retire On Her 100th Birthday!
LONDON - (Satire News) - In news that has shocked the entire civilized world; and even parts of the uncivilized world, chit chat coming out of Buckingham Palace confirms that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth will in fact step down as queen on her 100th b…Read full story
King Charles III, Says Buckingham Palace Is Selling Off One Of Queen Elizabeth's Favorite Crowns
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - King Charles III, recently told the BBC that he has decided to sell one of his mum's (the queen's) favorite stately crowns. The crown was given to the queen back on December 7, 1999, by King Fasula Mashula of Mo…Read full story
Camilla Says Charles Is A 'Tosser'
London-- "That Charles is a silly tosser and both the boys are complete wankers!" said Camilla in a shocking interview with the BBBBC today. The Duchess of Cornwall was commenting on her marriage to Charles and wanted to express her disappointment ab...Read full story
The New British Prime Minister Liz Truss Is Considering Naming Prince Charles To Be The Ambassador To Russia
LONDON - (UK News) - Prime Minister Mary Elizabeth Alexa "Liz" Truss told her majesty, Queen Elizabeth that her son, Charles is on the short list of names that she is considering to be the ambassador to Russia. PM Truss said that she knows the Pri…Read full story
Queen Victoria Spinning in Her Grave is Suspected New Energy Source
Royal Mausoleum Visitors to the Royal Mausoleum began hearing a strange noise and feeling strange vibrations in the vicinity of the grave of Queen Victoria, who ushered in the Victorian Age. The Victorian Age was considered a time of virtue, reticenc...Read full story