Written by Auntie Jean

Friday, 31 October 2014

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Ape Woman

Camilla Parker, Duchess of Cornish is to play the title role in Prince Edward's debut movie, "Dawn, of The Planet of The Ape Women", playing a female ape-humanoid creature instead of incumbent Helen-Bonnington-Carter.

Prince Edward, who always thought the movie industry needed a Royal tosser, is said to have interviwed 20 of the U.K.s ugliest women before giving up in desperation and deciding to use a little stage make up on Camilla.

In the title role, dog faced ape-woman Dawn seduces the leading Ape Prince, who leaves his beautiful wife for her. The innovative fictional "Planet Of The Apes" turns out in the movie to be a future version of earth which has been taken over by the Royal Family.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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