The Hague - (On-The-Rocks): Was virtual bankrupt Sarah, Duchess of York plied with blood diamonds 'like all the other hos' testifying in The Hague this week?
Insolvency voluntary arrangement sources said today Fergie's rapacious greed has seen her squander masses of crown jewellery and stuff the proceeds down her vile daughters' gobs.
Beatrice and Eugenie regularly have caviar for breakfast, foie gras for lunch and buckets of vintage Dom Perignon to wash down thousand pound truffle dinners.
But all that may now have to change as the Prince Charles Taylor whore crimes trial summons the ex-Duchess for a public frisking later this week.
Witnesses claim Fergie has acted as a blood diamonds mule, regularly smuggling ten carat sparklers in her knickers before flogging them off at intimate Tupperware-style house parties.
Lawyers acting for the big-name hos whose butter-wouldn't-melt-in-their-ass testimonies this week have captivated millions are advising Fergie to shit her trap and plead the fifth.
The Koh-I-Noor remains the bloodiest bloody blood diamond ever.