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Funny story: You Cannot Make A Silk’s Purse Out Of A Sow’s Rear Prince Charles’ Barrister Is Told

You Cannot Make A Silk’s Purse Out Of A Sow’s Rear Prince Charles’ Barrister Is Told

London, UK - (ReUterus): A right royal bun fight at the Courts of Justice has seen judges throw out legal moves to foist ‘Queen Camilla’ on an unsuspecting British pubic. Sitting en banc at the three-day hearing the country’s most senior law lords...

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Funny story: The Queen is Planning Trump's Next Visit

The Queen is Planning Trump's Next Visit

Buckingham Palace, London, UK Her Majesty the Queen has figured out that, whenever Trump is having exceptionally bad trouble at home, even worse than his usual trouble, he takes a road trip. "Right now he's in North Korea. He'll probably want to...

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Funny story: Brexit Causing Palace Staffing Crisis

Brexit Causing Palace Staffing Crisis

A number of obscure and secretive positions are going vacant at Buckingham Palace, following the flight of European Union citizens and subsequent loss of cheap labour from the "United" Kingdom. Palace management has been forced to open up its recruit...

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Funny story: Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order

Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order

An Unexplained Wealth Order has been served on a 92-year-old matriarch who is at the head of an organised crime syndicate, according to a secret report seen by The Spoof's Crime Editor, Paxton Quigley. The gang's leader goes by the childhood nicknam...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched

Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched

The BBC are set to launch a brand new Royal Wedding Channel which will cover every Royal Wedding ever televised. These would include: Princess Eugenie v. Jack Brooksbank Prince Harry v. Meghan Markle Prince William v. Catherine 'Kate' Mi...

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Funny story: Queen's Witch Doctor Killed in Cycle Accident

Queen's Witch Doctor Killed in Cycle Accident

A doctor to the Queen has been killed while cycling in London, having been fatally injured in a collision with a lorry in High Holborn. Dr Peter Fisher was a world expert in homeopathy and an esteemed member of the royal medical household, having...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Flowers Row

Royal Wedding Flowers Row

A row is brewing just days ahead of the Royal Wedding over the flowers selected to celebrate the occasion, with the claim that the choice of blooms could be seen as just a bit 'derogatory' The bride and groom, Meghan Markle and Harry Windsor, who...

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Funny story: Prince Charles to be Next Commonwealth Head and Change its Name to Royalwealth

Prince Charles to be Next Commonwealth Head and Change its Name to Royalwealth

Diplomatic correspondent Paxton Quigley has learned that Commonwealth leaders have agreed the appointment of Prince Charles as the next head of the Commonwealth. In his inaugural speech as head, HRH Prince Charles immediately announced the name chang...

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Funny story: Prince Charles to get single brain cell transplant

Prince Charles to get single brain cell transplant

In a short statement from Buckingham Palace it's been revealed that Prince Charles will undergo surgery to replace his single brain cell. Spokesperson Alistair Whitebottom Snotworthy-Rimcrust said, "Charles has been suffering from some memory loss r...

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Funny story: Queen Victoria Spinning in Her Grave is Suspected New Energy Source

Queen Victoria Spinning in Her Grave is Suspected New Energy Source

Royal Mausoleum Visitors to the Royal Mausoleum began hearing a strange noise and feeling strange vibrations in the vicinity of the grave of Queen Victoria, who ushered in the Victorian Age. The Victorian Age was considered a time of virtue, reticenc...

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Funny story: Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already!"

Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already!"

Buckingham Palace, London, England The Queen didn't realize the microphone was still on when she was yelling at Prince William, Prince Harry, and Kate Middleton for being too candid in their public speeches, and not royal enough when talking to crowd...

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Funny story: Prince Charles Discovers Gold in Outlying Castles

Prince Charles Discovers Gold in Outlying Castles

London, England The Royal Family owns many castles that are largely unused. Prince Charles has found that many of his ancestors left unseen booty around these properties. When he found gold coins in the pantry of Belvidere House, it was the sign he n...

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Funny story: Royal corgis victims of Rolf Harris

Royal corgis victims of Rolf Harris

A spokesman for Buckingham Palace has confirmed rumours circulating in London that the Royal corgis were amongst Rolf Harris' victims of sexual abuse. However rumours of a foursome involving the Duchess of Cornwell have been hotly denied by the Ro...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un buys Prince Charles' ears

Kim Jong-un buys Prince Charles' ears

Kim Jong-un, aka Kim Fook Yall, Supreme Leader of the of the Extremely Happy Dream Paradise Thin People's Republic of Korea, Chairman of the Rapidly Disappearing Central Military Commission, World Champion Kids Slide Rider and Undisputed World Heavy...

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Funny story: 'The Provos shot and ate Shergar' Gerry Adams tells Prince Charles

'The Provos shot and ate Shergar' Gerry Adams tells Prince Charles

Ballybollox, Eire - The Prince of Wails was in shock today when ex-IRA scumbag Gerry Adams fingered diehard Provos for slaughtering and barbecuing the Aga Khan's fabled wonder horse. "They charcoal-grilled and ate him at a garden party during the...

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Funny story: The Web Recoils As Prince Charles' 'Black Spider' Letters Published

The Web Recoils As Prince Charles' 'Black Spider' Letters Published

London - There has been a venomous backlash about Prince Charles' letters to various tarantulas, black widows, funnel webs and birdeating spiders published in Britain today. Posts on the ArachnophobesAnonymous.con website allege the Pretender has...

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Funny story: Charles and Camilla Mark 10th Aniversary With A Good Old Fashioned Wank

Charles and Camilla Mark 10th Aniversary With A Good Old Fashioned Wank

LONDON - The heir to the British throne and his consort, Camilla, are celebrating 10 years of marriage -- a decade in which Camilla's public image has gone from aristocratic home-wrecker to admired addition to the royal family. Prince Charles...

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