LONDON - (Satire News) - British reporter Petula Tart, with Ta Ta For Now News spoke with the Prince of Wales (aka Charles) and she learned that the 73-year-old monarch is extremely pleased with the outcome of his recent hair procedure.
Prince Charles had recently noticed some thinning spots on top of his noggin, as they call it in Iceland, and so he decided to get some hair plugs, since as he said, his insurance will cover 99.3% of the cost.
Mrs. Prince Charles (i.e. Camilla Parker Bowles) said that her hubby looks 4 years younger, and he now is even more dashing than James Bond.
Meanwhile Charles' "Mummy" the queen stated to her best friend Piers Morgan that he (Charles) is now more handsome than him (Piers).
