Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies
Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...
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Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy To Star In The X-Rated "Stimulus Package"
CHICAGO - G-Spot Productions in association with Gladiator Pictures has announced that Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy will star in the X-rated film Stimulus Package. Blue-eyed blonde Jenna, who has over 125 porn movies to her credit, plays the part...
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Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values
A tearful Joan Collins has finally broken her silence since the UK riots and admitted that her soft porn films in the 1970s made when she was a struggling and naive middle aged actress, has had a big part to play in the breakdown of British good mann...
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Massey I'd like to Fergusson
Following the news about a British MP leaving Parliament due to confusing pornography with tractors, interest in the farm-based vehicle has tripled. Now known as doing a Parrish tens of people have been googling 'Tractor Porn' in an attempt to enl…
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2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22 story still doing very well
A story that has been hovering around a satirical news and parody website since 2007, is still proving popular with the punters, it's been reported. The story entitled "2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22" was written by someone called Kirk Scott on…
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Chiswick invaded by Daleks
Geek Porn films are proud to announce a strictly limited event celebrating the Dalek invasion of Turnham Green. A private screening of a rare and controversial film will be shown at The Doctor Who Convention which takes place at the Gerorge 1V com...
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Neil Got Peeled While Keepin’ It Real
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Kermit The Frog Is 'Perverted' Says Miss Piggy
Man Is Sick And Tired Of Seeing The Same Advert
"Enough Whistleblowing," says everyone, as Anonymous threatens to publish your porn search history
Trump Presidential Library To Be Full Of XXX Porn Mags
Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!
William Golding admits original "Lord of the Flies" was a teen porno movie
Man Sues Porn Industry for making Sex Boring
Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming
Jacob Rees-Mogg accused of watching porn in the Chamber
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker
A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.
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Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn
THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...
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Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed
Hollywood, CA- Surprising Christians and pornography viewers alike, porn star Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy and televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker Messner announced plans to wed.
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Porn Star Gone Missing After Falling Into Plot Hole
Authorities and friends of the Adult Entertainment industry have concluded another disappointing day of searching for missing porn star Veronica Vivacious after she fell into a plot hole nearly 4 days ago. "It feels as though we have exhaust...
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Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Become Known as The Puerto Rican Linda Lovelace, The Infamous Porn Actress, Who Starred in The X-Rated Hard-Core Film "Deep Throat"
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle, reports that Donald Trump Jr’s., girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, traveled to Tennessee to visit an ex-boyfriend, who owes her $13,805. While there she spoke at a ral…
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The Troubling “New Normal” Addiction: Freedom Porn
In the midst of continuing lockdowns, vaccine passports, and widespread censorship, the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases has reported a troubling new addiction on the rise among male-identifying neoliberals: a media genre sensati…
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Review: Tarantino's Porno stars P!nk
Before he became famous as the director of Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino had already made a movie, but up until recently, he had managed to keep it quiet. Called Pimp Friction is was pornography of the most base nature. After losing his laptop containing the entire film, in a home invasion in 2007, Tarantino's film was released onto the internet by the thieves. With the fil...
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Bachelor with special interest in Tractors is now worrying
Chutney on the Fritz's man about town Brian Asshat has a special lifelong interest in tractors, as his search history proves, but he is now worried, that following Porn gate in Westminster, he may be viewed differently. 'Yes it was rather shocking…
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Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots
David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry. Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...
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Airport Administrators That Implemented Nude X-Ray Machine Actually Porn Addicts
In the wake of the news that airports across the country will now be using machines that take nude photographs of passengers, x rays of a person's insides, and body cavity searches that are video taped, it has now been discovered that the administrat...
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Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution
Sir Topham Hatt from the beloved children's show 'Thomas the Tank Engine' is reportedly on the run from the law this morning after it was learned he's at the center of a vast, 20+ year "deviant pornography" ring. Sir Hatt was questioned last year…
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English Bulldog Owners Catch Their Pet Viewing Doggy Porn
LOMPOC, California – (Satire News) – Roy and Deena Nishfitt of Lompoc recently received the shock of their married life. The couple, who have been married for 27 years recently came home from an evening of drinking, dining, and dancing and were sh…
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London Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on
There was a huge controversy at the very end of the 2020 London Marathon this morning, when the winner revealed that he had crossed the finishing line with a stonking erection poking out of his running shorts. The Virtual London Marathon, I mean.
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Ivanka Trump Denies That She Has a Landing Strip – Melania Says The 6-Foot-Tall Barbie Doll is a Lying Sack of Shit Like Her Daddy
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Scandal Today has just learned that Trump’s favorite child, the 6-foot-tall bleached blonde Amazon woman does in fact have a landing strip. ST reporter Cheyenne Patio spoke with Ivanka’s massage therapist, who confirmed…
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker
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Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots
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Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy To Star In The X-Rated "Stimulus Package"
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Review: Tarantino's Porno stars P!nk
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Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values
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Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution
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The Troubling “New Normal” Addiction: Freedom Porn
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Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Become Known as The Puerto Rican Linda Lovelace, The Infamous Porn Actress, Who Starred in The X-Rated Hard-Core Film "Deep Throat"
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Bachelor with special interest in Tractors is now worrying
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Massey I'd like to Fergusson
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Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed
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Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies
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Porn Star Gone Missing After Falling Into Plot Hole
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Chiswick invaded by Daleks
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Airport Administrators That Implemented Nude X-Ray Machine Actually Porn Addicts
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Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn
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2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22 story still doing very well
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London Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on
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English Bulldog Owners Catch Their Pet Viewing Doggy Porn
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Ivanka Trump Denies That She Has a Landing Strip – Melania Says The 6-Foot-Tall Barbie Doll is a Lying Sack of Shit Like Her Daddy
