Funny story - 2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22 story still doing very well

2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22 story still doing very well

A story that has been hovering around a satirical news and parody website since 2007, is still proving popular with the punters, it's been reported. The story entitled "2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22" was written by someone called Kirk Scott on…

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Funny story - Jacob Rees-Mogg accused of watching porn in the Chamber

Jacob Rees-Mogg accused of watching porn in the Chamber

Viewers of the Parliament Channel were startled this morning, when it appeared that Jacob Rees-Mogg, Leader of the House of Commons, was watching pornography on his smartphone. It happened during Prime Minister's Questions. Boris Johnson was at th…

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Funny story - Couple in argument over last Rolo

Couple in argument over last Rolo

A man and his wife from Brighton have told friends of how a cosy night in front of the television turned into a major incident, after they became embroiled in an argument over the last Rolo. Just to clear this up, they're both from Brighton, not j…

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Funny story - Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...

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Funny story - Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn

Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn

THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...

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Funny story - Airport Administrators That Implemented Nude X-Ray Machine Actually Porn Addicts

Airport Administrators That Implemented Nude X-Ray Machine Actually Porn Addicts

In the wake of the news that airports across the country will now be using machines that take nude photographs of passengers, x rays of a person's insides, and body cavity searches that are video taped, it has now been discovered that the administrat...

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Funny story - Trump Presidential Library To Be Full Of XXX Porn Mags

Trump Presidential Library To Be Full Of XXX Porn Mags

Washington D.C. - White House staffers have told reporters that the President has been stockpiling some pretty raunchy reading material for his Presidential Library, which will be constructed at his birthplace, which records show was a steaming cessp...

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Funny story - Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.

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Funny story - Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming

Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming

San Fernando, CA - A male pornographic film star filed a suit in San Fernando District Court yesterday. In it he alleges that actresses he works with, who constantly tell him on camera that his "cock is so fucking huge." and refer to it as "fat" whe...

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Funny story - Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values

Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values

A tearful Joan Collins has finally broken her silence since the UK riots and admitted that her soft porn films in the 1970s made when she was a struggling and naive middle aged actress, has had a big part to play in the breakdown of British good mann...

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Funny story - Bagpuss Tormented By Porn Film Past

Bagpuss Tormented By Porn Film Past

Popular children's television star Bagpuss has revealed a dark secret. He was once the star of some pornographic films. The films were made in the early 1960s, before Bagpuss became a television star. In those days he was just a saggy, baggy cloth ca...

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Funny story - Mariah Carey - Playboy Spoof

Mariah Carey - Playboy Spoof

Diva Mariah Carey is to grace the front cover of Playboy it has been revealed.

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Funny story - Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots

Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots

David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry. Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...

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Funny story - Basil Brush makes TV Comeback as Porn Star

Basil Brush makes TV Comeback as Porn Star

Top entertainment star Basil Brush today came out of retirement spectacularly with his new porn channel series - "You Dirty Little Fox."...

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Funny story - Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors

Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus expert Megyn Kelly appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael. Michael (Strahan) asked her if she had any idea that the arrogant comment she made about Santa being white would have backfired on her the way that it did.

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Funny story - GOP Attacks Wrong SEC

GOP Attacks Wrong SEC

WASHINGTON -- Republicans stepped up their criticism of the SEC following unsubstantiated reports that senior employees spent hours surfing pornographic websites while they were supposed to be monitoring the U.S. financial system. Former U.S. Se...

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Funny story - Casting call for pornographic video game

Casting call for pornographic video game

Deep Into It Productions has announced its upcoming release of an interactive 3-dimensional sex-themed gaming environment incorporating live action footage of sex industry workers.

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Funny story - Three-legged Panda Needs Help Mating

Three-legged Panda Needs Help Mating

BEJING -- A three-legged panda that lost a leg in a fight seems to be recovering well, other than the fact that it appears she has no sex life. "Niu Niu" lost two-thirds of her front left leg, and the resulting loss of balance has affected...

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Funny story - Man Is Sick And Tired Of Seeing The Same Advert

Man Is Sick And Tired Of Seeing The Same Advert

A man has complained about what he says is a systematic attempt to make him buy stuff, after he was repeatedly exposed to a particular advertizement whilst using the internet this very morning. The man, Moys Kenwood, 56, told of how, throughout hi...

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Funny story - Porn industry withdraws films amid outpouring of anti-racism

Porn industry withdraws films amid outpouring of anti-racism

Like other industries, porn companies are doing a lot of soul-searching after a large number of people have suddenly realised that racism is wrong. Director of Cockfilm Ltd, Geoff Cockfilm, explained. "It's not that we can't depict slavery on scre...

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