Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies
Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...
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Cerne Abbas Giant Downs Tool in Image Rights Protest
"If Premier League footballers can benefit from selling the use of their image, then why can't I?" asked John Thomas Hardwicke, alias the Cerne Abbas Giant, in conversation with The Spoof at his Dorset home. "For years and years, since the inventi...
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Rihanna Internet Sex Video
Rihanna, the pop sensation, has just appeared in a new video on an adult website.
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Iran Orders Death to Porn Stars: Screech in Hiding
On Wednesday Iran's parliament voted in favor of a bill that calls for the execution of all persons convicted of working in the production of pornographic movies.
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Porn Star Sued For Sexual Harassment At Work
A male porn star has filed a lawsuit against his co-star, claiming sexual harassment in the work place. Stud Driver, 36, star of famed pornographic motion pictures such as Robocock, The Sperminator (parts 1 and 2) and Harry Cocker and the Moist Ch...
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Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values
A tearful Joan Collins has finally broken her silence since the UK riots and admitted that her soft porn films in the 1970s made when she was a struggling and naive middle aged actress, has had a big part to play in the breakdown of British good mann...
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Bagpuss Tormented By Porn Film Past
Vanessa Hudgens New Spokesmodel for "Strippers for Ron Paul"
World's tallest man sought by Porn companies
Kermit The Frog Is 'Perverted' Says Miss Piggy
Harry Potter Fans Accused Of Porno Inferno
College to Add Pornography Concentration
Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots
Porn Pop - the latest desperate 'music' genre
MP porn still Britain's favourite genre
William Golding admits original "Lord of the Flies" was a teen porno movie
Airport Administrators That Implemented Nude X-Ray Machine Actually Porn Addicts
Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian's New Pineapple Infused Muff Perfumes
Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'
SoCal - Today the Disney Corporation has announced they will be suing over the title of a recently released pornographic film, "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang". The title of the porno is a play on words of 1960's Disney film "Chitty-Chitty, Bang Bang," whic...
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Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming
San Fernando, CA - A male pornographic film star filed a suit in San Fernando District Court yesterday. In it he alleges that actresses he works with, who constantly tell him on camera that his "cock is so fucking huge." and refer to it as "fat" whe...
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Porn Star Ron Jeremy's Killer Penis Movie Achieves Cult Status
Skoob Entertainment News takes no pleasure whatsoever in announcing that a low budget horror movie, occasionally screened on late night satellite movie channels, entitled: "One Eyed Monster" has achieved cult status in Europe. And that's official -...
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Porn Chicks do Shakespeare
How unreal can reality TV go? A new Fox Network show, "My Bare Lady", Is begging the question, can porn girls act? We all know the answer to this but apparently Fox has to see for themselves.
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker
A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.
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Video May Hold Clues to Star's Disappearance
A recently discovered home movie of Tula Van Winkle, the popular Dutch actress who disappeared under mysterious circumstances at the age of 87 in March 1976, is currently being investigated by Dutch authorities. The videotape, which was found at...
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Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn
THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...
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Worker Disturbed to Glimpse Male Colleague's Inappropriate Use of Office Computer
"It was bit of a surprise and not something that appeals to me. I'm not really sure it's appropriate behaviour at work." Those were the words of ageing hospital administrator Paxton Quigley as he spoke to The Spoof on condition of anonymity. "I...
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Pippa Middleton denies the rumours that she has nicknamed her "vagina" the "Pink Palace."
An ace female reporter from 'The Daily Tacky' wrote today that Pippa Middleton indeed denies the rumours that she has nicknamed her "vagina" the "Pink Palace." In a telephone interview today Pippa was said to be in tears when she heard the rumour...
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Elton John Admits To Ownership of Female Child Pornography
Elton John admitted ownership of a photograph of two naked girls that is considered pornographic by British authorities. "It's art!" said the musician when asked about the picture. "It is from the collection by award winning photographer Nan Goldi...
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Wintery Storm forces Snatch.web to Declare Force Majeure and To Consider Bankruptcy Protection
Sarajevo- Janos Vaginespenilli, CEO of SNATCH.web, parent company of TITSRUS.web, GYN4FUN.web,RECTALBLISS.web and ANYTHING4PERVS.web, held a press conference to announce suspension of all payments to creditors, pending a meeting of his Board of Direc...
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Anti Gay Pope Dresses Like A Girlieman. Joan and Melissa Give Fashion Review.
Joan and Melissa Rivers have given two big thumbs up to the Pope on his fashion choice. From his Chanel inspired overcoat to his Vera Wang lace under dress ending up on his ruby red slippers, Joan Rivers says outta the park. From a...
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Madonna Turns Down A Role In A Porn Movie
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna has lately been complaining that hardly anyone calls her anymore in regards to recording a song, appearing in a movie, or appearing on a late night talk show. So it was astounding when a Hollywood producer recently contacte...
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