Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies
Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...
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Cerne Abbas Giant Downs Tool in Image Rights Protest
"If Premier League footballers can benefit from selling the use of their image, then why can't I?" asked John Thomas Hardwicke, alias the Cerne Abbas Giant, in conversation with The Spoof at his Dorset home. "For years and years, since the inventi...
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Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values
A tearful Joan Collins has finally broken her silence since the UK riots and admitted that her soft porn films in the 1970s made when she was a struggling and naive middle aged actress, has had a big part to play in the breakdown of British good mann...
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Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy To Star In The X-Rated "Stimulus Package"
CHICAGO - G-Spot Productions in association with Gladiator Pictures has announced that Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy will star in the X-rated film Stimulus Package. Blue-eyed blonde Jenna, who has over 125 porn movies to her credit, plays the part...
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Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots
David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry. Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...
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Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'
SoCal - Today the Disney Corporation has announced they will be suing over the title of a recently released pornographic film, "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang". The title of the porno is a play on words of 1960's Disney film "Chitty-Chitty, Bang Bang," whic...
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Miss California taking it from both ends on Internet images
Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star
Playboy TV targets new audiences in the US and the world, KIDDIES TV and they love it!
Al Qaeda Linked to Lesbo Porn Sites
Channel 4 merges with Adult TV Channel
Pizza Delivery Guys' Union To Sue Adult Movie Industry
Rihanna Internet Sex Video
Zac Efron To Star With Lucy Lastic In Brit Porn Spectacular?
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Absolutely Positively: Wild & Wonderful World Of SoCal Porn Could Be Delayed Until Further Notice
Bagpuss Tormented By Porn Film Past
Paul Ryan Hints That When Romney Is Elected He'll Probably Invade Denmark
This Week's Downs and Ups in Adult Entertainment
Hartley Matters Nina Hartley, much respected veteran adult film coochie who featured prominently in the 1997 Academy Award Nominated film 'Boogie Nights' is currently indisposed with a sore throat. "I don't know how I got it" she croaked. "It means I haven't been in a position to take any big parts recently." Get well soon, Mrs H; we hope you'll be on your back in no time. The Member...
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Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn
THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...
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Child Pornography Arrests Shut Down Blockbuster and Other Video Stores Across United States
Agents from the F.B.I. (Federal Bureau of Investigation) shut down over 2600 Blockbuster Video stores and arrested almost 3000 store managers, employees, and company executives on charges of distributing child pornography (both at the stores and thro...
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Sarah Palin's Porn Past
The Republican party was reeling this evening after revelations that its vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, had starred in a series of low budget Canadian softcore porn movies in the late 1970s. The films, with titles like Confessions of a...
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker
A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.
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Donald Trump Accidentally Buys a Thesaurus
CNN—President Trump, stopping off a Washington, D. C. Barnes and Noble for a pastry, saw a book in the bargain bin called a thesaurus and thought he’d buy it for Barron, who likes dinosaurs, especially sauropods. On driving back to the White Hous...
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World's tallest man sought by Porn companies
This week the world's tallest man, at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in) has saved two dolphins by using his long arms to reach into their stomachs and pull out dangerous plastic shards. Mongolian herdsman Bao Xishun was called in after the dolphins swallowed pla...
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Vanessa Hudgens New Spokesmodel for "Strippers for Ron Paul"
05 Oct 07, LOS ANGELES, CA, USNA-- Political action committee Strippers for Ron Paul debuted actress Vanessa Anne Hudgens as their new official spokesmodel at a press-flesh conference yesterday. Hudgens spoke passionately but eloquently about Constit...
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Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming
San Fernando, CA - A male pornographic film star filed a suit in San Fernando District Court yesterday. In it he alleges that actresses he works with, who constantly tell him on camera that his "cock is so fucking huge." and refer to it as "fat" whe...
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The Story of "O" - Obama's Erotic Rise to Power: Sex, Whips, Submission and the Perversion of the Democratic Party!
Paris, France / Underground Times - Sophisticated Frenchmen are atwitter with this newly released Erotic Political Masterpiece detailing the unprecedented rise to power of a sex obsessed overachiever from the Veld of South Africa! Early reviews...
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Have porn mags gone flaccid?
As far as I'm aware, masturbation Began on July 28th 1914. The world saw a new threat making it's latest advance into there homely lives and the only thing left a man could do was to shape up, join the forces and settle in for two years of mandatory handatory under the watch of the German war machine. Nothing feels more like home when you're in a wet French trench than reaching climax over a saucy...
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Judge! Oh Judge! Why are you persecuting me?
I keep getting pornographic emails from some unknown source. I open them up, being that I'm an inquisitive sort. Although I know that you're not supposed to open emails from strangers, because they could have a nasty virus attached, I open them anyway. Call me curious, stupid, impulsive...whatever, I don't know.... One was slugged: Red, White & Blue: This Judge Is Here for You!. It included...
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Vatican to Release Scores of Soft Porn Tapes to Raise Money for Legal Defense
Running low on cash and unable to count on their worshippers for much longer to keep the coffers full so they can hire the best legal minds in the world to defend the growing sex abuse claims, the Vatican has agreed to allow the release of hundreds o...
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Porn Film Industry Searching for New Actors / Actresses.
Remember back in the day when you hid your "stag" films from your mom and dad? How about going to those bachelor parties and watching curvaceous babes popping out of cakes or stripping for the groom-to-be? Those were the good old days but guess what...
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