Funny story - Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...

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Funny story - Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy To Star In The X-Rated "Stimulus Package"

Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy To Star In The X-Rated "Stimulus Package"

CHICAGO - G-Spot Productions in association with Gladiator Pictures has announced that Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy will star in the X-rated film Stimulus Package. Blue-eyed blonde Jenna, who has over 125 porn movies to her credit, plays the part...

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Funny story - Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values

Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values

A tearful Joan Collins has finally broken her silence since the UK riots and admitted that her soft porn films in the 1970s made when she was a struggling and naive middle aged actress, has had a big part to play in the breakdown of British good mann...

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Funny story - Massey I'd like to Fergusson

Massey I'd like to Fergusson

Following the news about a British MP leaving Parliament due to confusing pornography with tractors, interest in the farm-based vehicle has tripled. Now known as doing a Parrish tens of people have been googling 'Tractor Porn' in an attempt to enl…

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Funny story - 2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22 story still doing very well

2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22 story still doing very well

A story that has been hovering around a satirical news and parody website since 2007, is still proving popular with the punters, it's been reported. The story entitled "2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22" was written by someone called Kirk Scott on…

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Funny story - Chiswick invaded by Daleks

Chiswick invaded by Daleks

Geek Porn films are proud to announce a strictly limited event celebrating the Dalek invasion of Turnham Green. A private screening of a rare and controversial film will be shown at The Doctor Who Convention which takes place at the Gerorge 1V com...

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Funny story - Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.

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Funny story - Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn

Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn

THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...

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Funny story - Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed

Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed

Hollywood, CA- Surprising Christians and pornography viewers alike, porn star Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy and televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker Messner announced plans to wed.

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Funny story - Porn Star Gone Missing After Falling Into Plot Hole

Porn Star Gone Missing After Falling Into Plot Hole

Authorities and friends of the Adult Entertainment industry have concluded another disappointing day of searching for missing porn star Veronica Vivacious after she fell into a plot hole nearly 4 days ago. "It feels as though we have exhaust...

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Funny story - Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Become Known as The Puerto Rican Linda Lovelace, The Infamous Porn Actress, Who Starred in The X-Rated Hard-Core Film "Deep Throat"

Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Become Known as The Puerto Rican Linda Lovelace, The Infamous Porn Actress, Who Starred in The X-Rated Hard-Core Film "Deep Throat"

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle, reports that Donald Trump Jr’s., girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, traveled to Tennessee to visit an ex-boyfriend, who owes her $13,805. While there she spoke at a ral…

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Funny story - The Troubling “New Normal” Addiction: Freedom Porn

The Troubling “New Normal” Addiction: Freedom Porn

In the midst of continuing lockdowns, vaccine passports, and widespread censorship, the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases has reported a troubling new addiction on the rise among male-identifying neoliberals: a media genre sensati…

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Funny story - Review: Tarantino's Porno stars P!nk

Review: Tarantino's Porno stars P!nk

Before he became famous as the director of Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino had already made a movie, but up until recently, he had managed to keep it quiet. Called Pimp Friction is was pornography of the most base nature. After losing his laptop containing the entire film, in a home invasion in 2007, Tarantino's film was released onto the internet by the thieves. With the fil...

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Funny story - Bachelor with special interest in Tractors is now worrying

Bachelor with special interest in Tractors is now worrying

Chutney on the Fritz's man about town Brian Asshat has a special lifelong interest in tractors, as his search history proves, but he is now worried, that following Porn gate in Westminster, he may be viewed differently. 'Yes it was rather shocking…

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Funny story - Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots

Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots

David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry. Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...

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Funny story - Airport Administrators That Implemented Nude X-Ray Machine Actually Porn Addicts

Airport Administrators That Implemented Nude X-Ray Machine Actually Porn Addicts

In the wake of the news that airports across the country will now be using machines that take nude photographs of passengers, x rays of a person's insides, and body cavity searches that are video taped, it has now been discovered that the administrat...

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Funny story - Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution

Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution

Sir Topham Hatt from the beloved children's show 'Thomas the Tank Engine' is reportedly on the run from the law this morning after it was learned he's at the center of a vast, 20+ year "deviant pornography" ring. Sir Hatt was questioned last year…

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Funny story - English Bulldog Owners Catch Their Pet Viewing Doggy Porn

English Bulldog Owners Catch Their Pet Viewing Doggy Porn

LOMPOC, California – (Satire News) – Roy and Deena Nishfitt of Lompoc recently received the shock of their married life. The couple, who have been married for 27 years recently came home from an evening of drinking, dining, and dancing and were sh…

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Funny story - London Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on

London Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on

There was a huge controversy at the very end of the 2020 London Marathon this morning, when the winner revealed that he had crossed the finishing line with a stonking erection poking out of his running shorts. The Virtual London Marathon, I mean.

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Funny story - Ivanka Trump Denies That She Has a Landing Strip – Melania Says The 6-Foot-Tall Barbie Doll is a Lying Sack of Shit Like Her Daddy

Ivanka Trump Denies That She Has a Landing Strip – Melania Says The 6-Foot-Tall Barbie Doll is a Lying Sack of Shit Like Her Daddy

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Scandal Today has just learned that Trump’s favorite child, the 6-foot-tall bleached blonde Amazon woman does in fact have a landing strip. ST reporter Cheyenne Patio spoke with Ivanka’s massage therapist, who confirmed…

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