2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22 story still doing very well
A story that has been hovering around a satirical news and parody website since 2007, is still proving popular with the punters, it's been reported. The story entitled "2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22" was written by someone called Kirk Scott on…
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Jacob Rees-Mogg accused of watching porn in the Chamber
Viewers of the Parliament Channel were startled this morning, when it appeared that Jacob Rees-Mogg, Leader of the House of Commons, was watching pornography on his smartphone. It happened during Prime Minister's Questions. Boris Johnson was at th…
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Couple in argument over last Rolo
A man and his wife from Brighton have told friends of how a cosy night in front of the television turned into a major incident, after they became embroiled in an argument over the last Rolo. Just to clear this up, they're both from Brighton, not j…
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Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies
Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...
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Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn
THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...
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Airport Administrators That Implemented Nude X-Ray Machine Actually Porn Addicts
In the wake of the news that airports across the country will now be using machines that take nude photographs of passengers, x rays of a person's insides, and body cavity searches that are video taped, it has now been discovered that the administrat...
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Trump Presidential Library To Be Full Of XXX Porn Mags
Washington D.C. - White House staffers have told reporters that the President has been stockpiling some pretty raunchy reading material for his Presidential Library, which will be constructed at his birthplace, which records show was a steaming cessp...
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker
A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.
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Pornographic Film Actor Files Suit Over Cock Shaming
San Fernando, CA - A male pornographic film star filed a suit in San Fernando District Court yesterday. In it he alleges that actresses he works with, who constantly tell him on camera that his "cock is so fucking huge." and refer to it as "fat" whe...
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Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values
A tearful Joan Collins has finally broken her silence since the UK riots and admitted that her soft porn films in the 1970s made when she was a struggling and naive middle aged actress, has had a big part to play in the breakdown of British good mann...
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Bagpuss Tormented By Porn Film Past
Popular children's television star Bagpuss has revealed a dark secret. He was once the star of some pornographic films. The films were made in the early 1960s, before Bagpuss became a television star. In those days he was just a saggy, baggy cloth ca...
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Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots
David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry. Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...
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Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors
NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus expert Megyn Kelly appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael. Michael (Strahan) asked her if she had any idea that the arrogant comment she made about Santa being white would have backfired on her the way that it did.
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Man Is Sick And Tired Of Seeing The Same Advert
A man has complained about what he says is a systematic attempt to make him buy stuff, after he was repeatedly exposed to a particular advertizement whilst using the internet this very morning. The man, Moys Kenwood, 56, told of how, throughout hi...
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Porn industry withdraws films amid outpouring of anti-racism
Like other industries, porn companies are doing a lot of soul-searching after a large number of people have suddenly realised that racism is wrong. Director of Cockfilm Ltd, Geoff Cockfilm, explained. "It's not that we can't depict slavery on scre...
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