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Wednesday, 9 February 2011

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Act 1, Scene 5 from "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang".

SoCal - Today the Disney Corporation has announced they will be suing over the title of a recently released pornographic film, "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang". The title of the porno is a play on words of 1960's Disney film "Chitty-Chitty, Bang Bang," which if I remember correctly is about a flying train or something equally stupid.

However, rumor had it that there is quite a bit of train action in the porn flick that involves naughty twins girls named Chitty and the previously mentioned Gang Bang. I haven't seen it, but the people who have say it's "hot".

The porno is expected to be the big winner at this year's Adult Movie Awards. "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang" is nominated for Best Film, Best Director, Best Actress, Best Actor(s), Best Group Scene, Most Creative Use of a Foreign Object and Best Cinematography among others.

Rumors that Miley Cyrus is in the porno are false.

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