Victoria to do Lesbo Porn Movie

Funny story written by Breeze

Monday, 29 January 2007

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Posh begins filming in February

Now that hubby David has made the move to California, Victoria has announced that she will be embarking on a film career.

"I have been approached by several film makers in the last few weeks and have agreed to play a part in a new film called 'Lusty Lesbos 3'. I believe it is about women in prison and so should be very exciting."

Posh got the acting bug after playing a corpse on a recent episode of CSI and has expressed a keen interest in the movie business.

Director and producer of 'Lusty Lesbo's 3', Bob Scumbag told us, "You're not the police, are you?'

When we confirmed that we were not, in fact, the police he added, "Yeah, Vicky's on board, along with Busty Belinda and Candy Blowjob."

Husband, David, was full of praise for his wife's new career. "I fink it's brilliant. It's really, really good that Victoria is going to do a movie. I fink she'll be really, really good.Brilliant."

Victoria claims that she is ready for a lead role in a major Hollywood blockbuster.

"When I played a corpse in my last project, my agent told me it the best thing he'd ever seen. So did David, he said I was the best at acting ever."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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