Sarah Palin's Porn Past

Written by cheesehoven

Sunday, 14 September 2008

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The Republican party was reeling this evening after revelations that its vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, had starred in a series of low budget Canadian softcore porn movies in the late 1970s.

The films, with titles like Confessions of a snow-plow driver and Hard North, are set to cause embarrassment to the former beauty queen and her squeaky clean image but John McCain is surprising upbeat about the revelations.

"She's a real woman. Those are the kind of pictures that every red blooded American male can jerk off to. Heck, I've done so several times myself." He told a jubilant rally at St. Mary's Catholic Church in Alabama.

The steamy sex scenes reportedly include a nude Moose.

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