The Republican party was reeling this evening after revelations that its vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, had starred in a series of low budget Canadian softcore porn movies in the late 1970s.
The films, with titles like Confessions of a snow-plow driver and Hard North, are set to cause embarrassment to the former beauty queen and her squeaky clean image but John McCain is surprising upbeat about the revelations.
"She's a real woman. Those are the kind of pictures that every red blooded American male can jerk off to. Heck, I've done so several times myself." He told a jubilant rally at St. Mary's Catholic Church in Alabama.
The steamy sex scenes reportedly include a nude Moose.
