HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Kardashian sisters are without a doubt the richest sisters in the entire nation, and according to Rich Gals Monthly Illustrated, the world.
They have been described as the Female Midas Touch Bitches by Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle.
K Corporation has just purchased one of the top porn sites in the country, wwwfuckatosis.sex for $73.9 million.
It has been said that the K sisters are so damn creative that they could take road kill, add their special secret ingredients to it, and make it taste like Filet Minon.
Kim, the eldest of the K klan, says that it's a gift that they received from their paternal great grandmother Finola Uma Kardashian, who migrated to America from Fukintino, Armenia, where she used to sew underwear out of goat hair.
SIDENOTE: Info guru Andy Cohen says that the net worth of all five Kardashians combined is more than the entire net worth of the countries of Croatia, Kenya, Chad, and Macedonia combined.
