Man Is Sick And Tired Of Seeing The Same Advert

Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 30 November 2019

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Not this again!

A man has complained about what he says is a systematic attempt to make him buy stuff, after he was repeatedly exposed to a particular advertizement whilst using the internet this very morning.

The man, Moys Kenwood, 56, told of how, throughout his session online, he was confronted by disturbing images of sexy female wearing skimpy, body-hugging 'clothing' in the advert for an organization named DHgate, whatever the fuck that is when it's at home. He said:

"I was disturbed by these images. If anyone had been looking over my shoulder, they'd have thought I was some sort of depraved individual who uses the internet to view tits and asses. Whatever is the algorithm thinking of?"

He reported the advert by clicking "Report this ad", but, says he:

"It just kept appearing, again and again. In the end, I decided to write and tell everybody about it, to show how displeased I was."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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