LOMPOC, California – (Satire News) – Roy and Deena Nishfitt of Lompoc recently received the shock of their married life.
The couple, who have been married for 27 years recently came home from an evening of drinking, dining, and dancing and were shocked to find their English Bulldog, "Prince" sitting in front of their computer and viewing porn; doggy porn.
As soon as "Prince" saw them he quickly logged off and ran to his doggy bed.
The next day the Nishfitts scheduled an appointment with a canine therapist so that they can cure "Prince" of his strong pet porn addiction.
Their vet informed him, that dogs (and in some cases, cats) will in fact get onto a computer or laptop and surf the web for canine and feline pornographic sites; which the vet pointed out are all over the damn Internet.
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