Being one of the most strict Muslim countries on the planet (but they won against America! One extremism defeated another!), the decadence of the West is highly frowned upon in Afghanistan (that’s putting it mildly).
But since the unit of currency in that war-torn country is no longer made of paper or metal (their currency is goats), it’s tough to buy anything except for food and a whip to beat “lesser” people with, like one’s wife and kids. (Just like in America, especially south of the Mason-Dixon Line.)
So Afghanistan and its Taliban henchmen are tinkering with the idea of becoming a bit more western. Sure, they already grow the best opium and marijuana in the world, and when the West invaded, there was suddenly in influx of fentanyl and carfentanyl in Western nations, creating lots of overdoses (the Afghani war machine still subtly at work). Coincidence? Everyone says so, but who believes governments and health officials anymore?
Now the Afghanis realized that life is cheap and short and miserable, so why not have some fun. Afghani porn!
Now chief tribal elders can whack it to ankles ankles ankles! all night long.
Check out these hotties! Can’t see their faces, but is that an exposed mole on her ankle? Damn, girl! How about showing some toes! (Lots of foot worshipers in the Afghan, since that’s likely all they’ll ever see.)
One gal threw caution to the wind (she needed a goat to feed her family) and showed an elbow! You sexy bitch! (Of course, later, she was stoned to death.)
So if you wanna see some the hottest lame porn on the planet, check out “Afghani Girls Gone Mild”, coming soon to PornHub and other of your favorite blue movie outlets.
Take it off! Your shoe, just your shoe, we’re running out of stones.
