MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - According to The New York Sunshine Observer, Donald Trump's stupid son, "Goofy" Eric is really upset that the raiding FBI agents and the raiding Green Beret soldiers took his collection of 617 pornographic magazines, which he had stored underneath his bed.
He said he had been collecting them since he was a 16-year-old 7th grader.
Eric told Sunshine Observer reporter Carmine Calatino that they can keep his Boy George CD's, his KKK memorabilia, his 8 by 10 glossy autographed photo of a naked Tom Brady, and his collection of Cambodian stamps.
He also added that his fiancée Kimberly "The Leech" Guilfoyle, wants them to return her Lady Snow White electric vibrator.
In Other Aug. 8, Mar-a-Lago FBI Raid News: Josh "The Scaredy Cat Pussy" has asked Trump if the FBI confiscated the photos of the two of them totally naked in the Mar-a-Lago Sauna.
