New Scientific Studies Show That Watching Gay Porn Makes Men Infertile

Funny story written by Hilton

Saturday, 26 May 2007

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Mind-Boggling News For This Gay Man

Yesterday German scientist Stefan Landheimer released new proof that watching gay porn actually negatively affects a man's fertility.

The experiment's journal claims that the 'mental state that the mind is in when a male is engaging in homosexual causes his genitals to become extremely hot. To the level that the sperm become dysfunctional.'

He also added that he continued his studies to include women watching lesbian porn and found this had no effect on their fertility whatsoever.

There's no denying that this discovery is an odd one, yet funny. Landheimer has concluded that he has no feelings against the gay community but just wanted to try and find a unique scientific discovery to further his career.

To sum up this story, this bizarre yet amusing discovery will be one that probably will, in the future, be on funny facts websites and TV shows. And because of this, it will be remembered for a long time to come.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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