News just breaking is that porn star and killer Stephen Clancy Hill, who today killed himself, chopped off his own penis and ate it before committing suicide.
Hill, who performed under the stage name Steve Driver, last week murdered colleague, Tom Dong, at Ultima DVD in San Fernando Valley after an argument about whose penis was the longer, and for how long their respective penises could stay erect.
When it came to pass that Dong's cock was the winner, Hill stabbed his rival with a Samurai sword, and slashed his pork sword in twelve places.
Today, however, Hill slashed off his own cock and ate it in front of startled police officers who had endured a long stand-off with the crappy actor. He then fell off a cliff.
So what? Who cares? This isn't real news, is it?
