NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Pretzel Garibaldi has become the number one porn star in America.
And the stunningly sexy, and gorgeously beautiful actress just keeps on getting more and more popular, and not just with the viewing porn public, which is now amazingly comprised of 52% female, 45% male, and 3% hermaphrodite.
The X-rated film actress, says that she is amazed at how she can be shopping at Walmart, or eating at a Luby's Cafeteria, or having a Coors Light at a local tavern and people will recognize her; even young boys as young as 9.
The 26-year-old was asked by Left Coast Mirror Magazine writer Tequila Tallyho how she is finding her new-found fame and $$$ (money).
Pretz, as she is called by porn directors, producers, and extras, smiled and said that she loves it as much a rooster loves being in a hen house with 80 hens.
She told Miss Tallyho that her favorite rock band is Led Zeppelin, her favorite sexual position is the "Reverse Cowgirl," and her favorite condom is "The Danish Super Ribbed, Glow-In-The Dark Boinker."
Pretz told Tequila that the pussy grabbing Nazi (Trump) asked her out on a date and she made a face and told the evil dipshit to go fuck himself.
