Porn Star Who Totally Oozes Sex, Pretzel Garibaldi, Stars In The X-Rated Film "Sex Is Just A 3-Letter Word For Fuck"

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Thursday, 12 January 2023

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Pretzel is currently dating Lukas Nelson, son of Willie Nelson.

HOLLYWOOD - (Porn News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle interviewed the nation's number one porn star, Pretzel Garibaldi, at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner.

Miss Chipotle noted that Pretz, as she is called by her relatives and landscaper, has the sexiet looking ass cheeks that she has ever seen.

Chippy commented that on a scale of 1 to 10, Garibaldi's ass cheeks are a 12.5.

Pretzel's latest pornographic motion picture is titled "Sex Is Just A 3-Letter Word For Fuck."

The film was directed by noted director/producer Martello Pellagrini, who also directed Garibaldi in the two Italian films "Cum To Mama," and the award-winning, "X Marks The Wet Spot."

NOTE: To see extremely explicit photos of Pretzel's vajayjay (pussy) go to www.pretzel'sbeaver.sex

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