Ivanka Trump Denies That She Has a Landing Strip – Melania Says The 6-Foot-Tall Barbie Doll is a Lying Sack of Shit Like Her Daddy

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Thursday, 16 September 2021

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Don The Perv eyeballing Ivanka's tits before a group of Iowa evangelicals.

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Scandal Today has just learned that Trump’s favorite child, the 6-foot-tall bleached blonde Amazon woman does in fact have a landing strip.

ST reporter Cheyenne Patio spoke with Ivanka’s massage therapist, who confirmed that she has what is known as a 747 landing strip.

The massage therapist, who would only give her nickname, “Carpet Muncher,” told Miss Patio that Ivanka says that she loves her landing strip because it shows her male friends exactly where her hooha is located.

Ivanka added not that it’s a humongous muffin (her word), but she smiled and said that directions to an important place as the female cunt is always helpful for those guys who may not be familiar with the vagina (pussy) of an extremely tall woman.

She then added that as far as husband Jared and her landing strip are concerned, that friggin' ship sailed several years ago.

SIDENOTE: Melania has said on 3 or 7 occasions that Ivanka does have a landing strip and noted that the dishwater blonde bitch does have a tendency of lying out her ass like her predatorial racist daddy.

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