Palestinian Porn Hotter Than Israeli Apartheid

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 7 March 2023

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A whistleblower from Haifa, Israel, has stated that the Mossad has been putting an additive in the water supply of Palestinians in order to make women infertile and to stop the birth of more Palestinian babies.

Well, no shit, this is a surprise?

Hang on there, fella, there IS a surprise in all this. Without being able to have babies, Palestinian women have an excess of estrogen, which science-esque people have said resorts in more libido.

The porn industry in Palestine is through the roof! People from around the world have signed up to watch any of the 130 porn channels on the Palestinian internet (which has yet to be shut down by Israeli authorities for reasons of Old Testament “morality”).

When you can barely leave your house without being interrogated by an Israeli cop or soldier, then why not stay home and fuck and fuck and fuck and film it all for the world to see?

One Palestinian performer said, “This is our response to apartheid. You want us to stay home where we can be watched and controlled? No problem. Watch my ass – and try to control my orgasm, rabbi! We still have the freedom to cum … and no apartheid can take that from us.”

You go, Palestinian people! Make the best of the hellish nightmare you live in! And sign me up for 50 channels to start … until my clit has a callous and I can take even more!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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