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Funny story: Worker Disturbed to Glimpse Male Colleague's Inappropriate Use of Office Computer

Worker Disturbed to Glimpse Male Colleague's Inappropriate Use of Office Computer

"It was bit of a surprise and not something that appeals to me. I'm not really sure it's appropriate behaviour at work." Those were the words of ageing hospital administrator Paxton Quigley as he spoke to The Spoof on condition of anonymity. "I...

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Funny story: Protesters demand repeal of the Porn Laws

Protesters demand repeal of the Porn Laws

Harmless habit, or accursed addiction leading to blindness and blisters. Porn has been with us since prehistoric man first drew tits on a cave wall and settled down for a wank. Nevertheless, from this July, the UK will have the most restrictive po...

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Funny story: An Article About Sex

An Article About Sex

Sex is a sensitive subject, and can arouse vastly different feelings in people, from one person to another. Some people are very straight-laced, and can become outraged when sex is mentioned, believing it to be a bedroom topic. Other people th...

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Funny story: Cerne Abbas Giant Downs Tool in Image Rights Protest

Cerne Abbas Giant Downs Tool in Image Rights Protest

"If Premier League footballers can benefit from selling the use of their image, then why can't I?" asked John Thomas Hardwicke, alias the Cerne Abbas Giant, in conversation with The Spoof at his Dorset home. "For years and years, since the inventi...

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Funny story: Girl's T-shirt Was 'A Bit Much' To Be Honest

Girl's T-shirt Was 'A Bit Much' To Be Honest

A girl sat in the waiting area of an internationally-recognized English language school, was wearing a T-shirt with a message that was, it has to be said, 'slightly out of the ordinary'. The girl, aged about 13, was wearing the white T-shirt embla...

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Funny story: Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn

Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn

THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...

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Funny story: MP porn still Britain's favourite genre

MP porn still Britain's favourite genre

It is an obscure brand of pornography, invented in the 1970s, and uniquely British, and based around a centuries-old law that it is illegal to have sex with your local MP. The law was lifted in 1995, but the taboo continues. Videos of members of the...

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Funny story: Extraterrestrial object Oumuamua turns out to be a giant sex-aid

Extraterrestrial object Oumuamua turns out to be a giant sex-aid

Scientists from NASA have been surprised to discover more details about the nature of an unusual extraterrestrial object which recently flew through the solar system. Oumuamua, a very long and girthy asteroid, travelled around the Sun in 2018 and fle...

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Funny story: Dr. Quigley Answers Couples' Fertility Questions

Dr. Quigley Answers Couples' Fertility Questions

Dear Dr. Quigley My wife and I want to thank you so much for your help now that she has managed to give birth despite the fact that several years ago I was told I am completely sterile. Your treatment worked wonders and we are both happy that she didn't have to resort to IVF which can be a traumatic experience. A. Simpleton, Bangor. Mr. Simpleton, you don't have to thank me as it was my plea...

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Funny story: Couple's security footage 'viewed by voyeurs'

Couple's security footage 'viewed by voyeurs'

Tony and Mary, are in their seventies, and have been watched by thousands of people around the world on their web-enabled security cameras - and didn’t even know. In 2015, due to security concerns, they fitted their suburban semi with what they th...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Accidentally Buys a Thesaurus

Donald Trump Accidentally Buys a Thesaurus

CNN—President Trump, stopping off a Washington, D. C. Barnes and Noble for a pastry, saw a book in the bargain bin called a thesaurus and thought he’d buy it for Barron, who likes dinosaurs, especially sauropods. On driving back to the White Hous...

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Funny story: Trump on 700 Club: "I'm a Porn Again Christian!"

Trump on 700 Club: "I'm a Porn Again Christian!"

President Donald Trump appeared this morning on Reverend Pat Robertson's 700 Club TV show and said in a booming and pontifical voice: "I AM A PORN AGAIN CHRISTANB!" As the crowd roared it's approval, Trump smiled knowingly and motioned them to sit. H...

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Funny story: Trump Lawyer Known for Philanthropic Work Saving Women from Porn

Trump Lawyer Known for Philanthropic Work Saving Women from Porn

Washington - Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, is well know in charity circles as a crusader for helping to rescue misguided women from a degrading life in the pornography business. This often involves the payment of large sums of mon...

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Funny story: Highly evolved Germans analyze human sex

Highly evolved Germans analyze human sex

Royal Society- "Human reproductive behavior is a biological process not an ideological one," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans. The MIE are a logical group, deciding their actions on com...

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Funny story: Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

Thanks Kellyanne! I'm back to being a shutterbug again!

I bought an inexpensive microwave at Bucky's Bucking Bronco Big Lots Extravaganza today. Way out there on the fringes of the city, that hideous store stands like a cinder-box outhouse on the busy thoroughfare. I'm going to take pictures with my n...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Come one, come all. In a recent press conference, Donald Trump unveiled a major accomplishment that only a select few people knew about: an entirely adult-oriented and adult-themed amusement park on the outskirts of Las Vegas, NV. This reporter h...

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Funny story: I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

Lansing MI: Janis Porter blew the lid off of a secretive, filthy game of sensuous perversions that's rocked the world of orthodontics to it's core! Her nightmare began when she went in for a routine root canal last Wednesday. "My teeth are a mess...

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