The Black Lives Matter Organization Demands That President George Washington Be Removed From The One Dollar Bill
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) - Members of the BLM movement have made it abundantly clear that they want the picture of George Washington, the man who owned 124 slaves, taken off the one-dollar bill. They say that the Jewish community would not like i…
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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him
Pyongyang, NK North Korean hereditary dictator, Kim Jong Un, the man who helped put the "dic" in dictator, was seriously injured today. This has caused the North Korean people to weep and wail uncontrollably, while the rest of the world cheers and co...
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Trumps ‘super-duper missile’ is betterer than their ‘really-good’ missile
Unconfirmed reports that the Pentagon is developing a missile that travels 17 times faster than the missile that travels 17 times slower, have not been confirmed. “The President learnt ‘They’ had a missile that was ‘damn fast’, so we started plann…
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North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity
Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...
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Dennis Rodman to Visit Kim Jong-un in the Hospital
LOS ANGELES – One of the NBA’s greatest rebounders has informed the news media that he will be traveling to Pyongyang, North Korea, to visit his BFF, Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un, in the hospital. Rodman, who has more tattoos, piercings, and gold j...
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Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt
PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...
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Kim Jong Un Invites Honey Boo Boo To Visit North Korea
Trump and Kim at the DMZ take naked dip together to celebrate friendship
Is Kim Jong-un Elvis Clone?
The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast
Kim Jong-un is Shipping an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile To Puerto Rico
Obama and Kim Jong-Un Phone Call
Bill Clinton Cums Through--AGAIN!
Ann Coulter Says Kim Jong Un Needs A Good Old-Fashioned Spanking
North Korea Announces Desire to Host 2024 Olympics
Dennis Rodman Moving To North Korea
Donald Trump Calls Kim Jong-il "Lil' Kim"
Trump and Kim Jong-Un Compare Dick Sizes
1938: Trump meets Hitler at Munich: "Peace in our time"
MUNICH, GERMANY. Sept. 30, 1938. Standing on the tarmac at Munich International Airport early this morning, sleepy-eyed President Donald Trump waived a copy of the Munich Agreement to a group of reporters and declared: "Today is the beginning of an a...
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Kim Jong-Un Pleasure Squad Schedule Leaked to Press
Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un recently reinstated the "Pleasure Girl Squad" that his father had. All over North Korea girls, some only teenagers, are recruited to be on the Pleasure Girl Squad. These are just some...
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North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™
After the recent Axis of Evil BratSpat tantrums over who is the biggest Honky Cat in the Pack, North Korea has unveiled its ultra secret weapon that its scientists have been developing for decades. The array of big hats being worn by the general...
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TOP SECRET! North Korea Obama Document Found In Valerie Jarrett’s Socks
WARNING: THIS STORY IS DESIGNATED TOP SECRET: It was found hidden in the socks of Valerie Jarrett as she was leaving the National Archives. BILLINGSGATE POST (Dateline March 25, 2012) From the ramparts of Observation Point Ouellette, the c...
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Kim Jong Un Transferred to US Walter Reed Hospital in Late Night Rescue Mission
(Bethesda, MD) Under direct orders from President Trump, North Korea’s president, Kim Jong Un, was airlifted out of the country’s capital city in a late-night rescue mission, and flown to the United States, where he was admitted to the Walter Reed Ar...
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Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?
While world leaders gathered in a remote corner of that moose preserve known as "Canada" to discuss possible solutions to North Korea's nuclear threat, it appears that a North Korean Air Force general got an idea of his own. "We very sorry!" decla...
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'North Korean vivisectionists tortured my giant bunnies'
Pyongyang - (Sinster Press): Legendary German rabbit breeder Karl Szmolinsky is said to be inconsolable today following reports that the twelve giant bunnies he sold to North Korea's Kim Jong Very Ill's specialist breeding program may have en...
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Kim Jong Un Has A Crush On Jessica Simpson
HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson has just received a certified letter from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and the star of The Dukes of Hazzard movie is quite bewildered to say the least. Kim Jong Un, who is married, told her that he heard that she alr...
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North Korea to Name Labor Camp for Donald Trump
Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un announced today that Camp 22 will henceforth be known as Donald Trump Camp and the towers with machine gun turrets have been named Trump Towers North, South, East, and West. We feel that, ev...
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North Korea space launch 'sucks utterly'
North Korea failed in its attempt to get a satellite into space after the rubber band broke on their rocket launcher Sunday, US and South Korean officials say. Two stages of the rocket and its payload of government approved 'nuclear-powered bubbl...
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Dennis Rodman Apologizes To Kim Jong Un For His USA Team Blowing Out The North Korean All-Star Team
PYONGYANG, North Korea - NBA player and one of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's best friends, Dennis Rodman has apologized to the North Korean president. After celebrating Kim Jong Un's 31st birthday with a fabulous party at Pyongyang's President...
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Trump-Kim Summit to Include Farting Contest
The summit meeting between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un is apparently back on, after Dear Leader Kim acceded to one of President Trump's key demands. "I am only too happy to accept President Trump's challenge," announced the Dear Leader in a press...
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Chinese rented sex dolls get "Chop Sued!"
A Chinese company that produced rental sex dolls for frustrated Chinese males waiting for their knackered wives to come home after working 12 hour shifts in local Beijing factories has been closed because the sex dolls were too sexy! It seems that...
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Miley Cyrus Says Kim Jong Un Has Offered Her $1 Million To Travel To North Korea And Perform One Concert
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having a burger at Burger Bandit when she received a text message from her agent. He told her that Kim Jong Un had talked to Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View and said that he would pay her $1 million to fly t...
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The United States Is Sending The Aircraft Carrier USS Condoleezza Rice Towards Korean Waters
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South Korea promise to "nuke" North Korea off the planet!
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Kim Jong-eun Wasn't Aware He Had Real Powers over Military
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Kim Jong Il Allows Son to Shoot Missile as Birthday Gift
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Kim Jog-On: "Who's Raffing Now?"
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Kim Jong Un Has Invited Michelle Obama and Jill Biden To Visit North Korea
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Kim Jong Un Piñatas Are The Biggest Selling Piñatas In The Entire United States
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Dennis Rodman Brings Peace to the World
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North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him
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Fire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump
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White House scolds Dennis Rodman over NKorea, then Invites Rodman to White House
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North Korea Invades Venezuela
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Kim Jong Un's Race Horse Will Not Be Allowed To Run In The Belmont Stakes
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Kim Jong Un Threatens To Launch A Missile At Switzerland
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North Korea to start drone testing, partners with Brookstone
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Exclusive Interview with Bond Movie Hacker
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Proof: Donald Trump is a Malfunctioning Cyborg
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North Korean Olympic Track Team Outruns Security to Escape Across Border
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Kim Jong-Un Threatens "Utter Destruction" To China For Calling Him "Fattie"
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American Corporations Neutralize The North Korean Nuclear Threat
