The REAL Reason the Marshall Kim Jong-Un and President Donald Trump Talks Broke Down
Saigon, Vietnam Although the world was left wondering why Trump left the North Korean-U.S. Disarmanent Talks early is because there was an incident that was kept secret. While many news agencies went along with the idea that Kim was soft on givin...
Read full storyFire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump
It would appear that everyone misunderstood President Trump's threats to North Korea, when he said, "They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before." Reacting to provocative nuclear missile t...
Read full storyNorth Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity
Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...
Read full storyScamatology Reps Visit North Korea to Study Their Labor Camps
Our correspondent has learned that the Church of Scamatology has sent representatives to North Korea to study their labor camp system. Scamatology has been known to throw wayward "Clams," as they like to be called, into either the RPF, which is where...
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North Koreans Fake Another H-Bomb Blast to Impress Kim Jong-Un
North Korean Olympic Team Dissolved After Eating 10% of Their Country's Food Supply
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North Korea Threatens to Hold Breath Until South Surrenders
Dennis Rodman Says He Wants To Be The U.S. Ambassador To Mexico
ISIS finally concede . . . . . . . to having an HR department
Mitt Romney Says If He's Elected President He Will Invade North Korea
The Hubble Space Telescope Has Detected 3 North Korean Missiles
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The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The CIA has reported that its Electronic Logistical System (ELS) has just intercepted a personal email message that was sent from the Taliban headquarters to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. An unnamed source stated that the mes...
Read full storyNorth Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™
After the recent Axis of Evil BratSpat tantrums over who is the biggest Honky Cat in the Pack, North Korea has unveiled its ultra secret weapon that its scientists have been developing for decades. The array of big hats being worn by the general...
Read full storyNorth Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him
Pyongyang, NK North Korean hereditary dictator, Kim Jong Un, the man who helped put the "dic" in dictator, was seriously injured today. This has caused the North Korean people to weep and wail uncontrollably, while the rest of the world cheers and co...
Read full story1938: Trump meets Hitler at Munich: "Peace in our time"
MUNICH, GERMANY. Sept. 30, 1938. Standing on the tarmac at Munich International Airport early this morning, sleepy-eyed President Donald Trump waived a copy of the Munich Agreement to a group of reporters and declared: "Today is the beginning of an a...
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North Korea And South Korea Declare War
The whole world was put on high alert this morning when it was announced that the two Koreas - North Korea and its neighbor in the south, South Korea - have declared war on each other. There had been high hopes of an amicable agreement yesterday w...
Read full storyKim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt
PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...
Read full storyNorth Korean Olympic Track Team Outruns Security to Escape Across Border
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil During the third day after their arrival at the Olympic Village, the entire North Korean track team took off on their latest trial run and never stopped until they reached a foreign border. Some went to Uruguay, some to Paragua...
Read full storyThe Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast
SEA OF JAPAN - The world's most powerful nuclear submarines, The USS Great White Shark is so sophisticatedly advanced that its electronic guidance system has the capability of seeing a freckle on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's Adam's apple. Rep...
Read full storyNorth Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure
North Korea has attributed the recent rocket launch failure to the Philippines. According to Pyongyang, the North Korean rocket was subjected to electronic warfare waged by Philippine IT experts hidden in a bunker deep under Malacanang, the president...
Read full storyKim Jong Un Is Thinking About Renaming North Korea
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un is without a doubt one of the most fickle leaders in the history of world leaders. The 30-year-old had the nerve to ask President Obama for a $1 billion loan (interest free). He has also stated that he wants...
Read full storyQPR to punish non-mourners and send them to North Korea.
The QPR authorities are to sentence anyone who has not participated in mourning sessions for deposed leader Neil Warnock to terms in North Korean labour camps, reported the Shepherd's Bush Gazette. The decision to hand out punishments of at least...
Read full storyHold the salad recipe! Kim Jong Un orders mizuna and spinach leaf launch instead of rocket
Pyongyang - Daft pot-bellied North Korean food-freak Kim Jong-un has blamed 'the wrong kind of leaf' for last week's disastrous space launch it was reported today. Friday's flaccid rocket fiasco may have failed to hit the high spot because technic...
Read full storyFunny North Korea Headlines
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Mean Ol' Americans Blamed For North Korean Blast
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Nanny McPhee says her charge Kim Jong-un, newly anointed heir to North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il nurses secret ambition to dance the Viennese waltz with Bobby Lee on MAD TV
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Improved Relations Between USA and North Korea Possible
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Kim Jung-un to launch assault on UK Charts
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Kim Jong Un Points Out That The U.S. and North Korea Are A Lot Alike
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President Obama Says North Korea's Kim Jong Un Wants The U.S. To Give Him A $1 Billion Loan
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Kim Jong-un threatens South Korea with Donald Trump clones
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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un Confesses About Missing Wife
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North Korean Restaurant Opens Next to Trump Tower: Receives Worm-Free Reviews
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World warned not to download software from Russia, Iran or North Korea
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North Korea Is Ready For War - And Here Comes Iceland
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Kim Jong-Il Told To 'Stop Being A Naughty Boy' By UN.
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Mid-East nuclear-free zone treaty described as 'bullshit'
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North Korea to Hold Clown Congress to Choose New Leaders!
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Sarah Palin loses her compass confusing North Korea with South Korea!
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North Korea's Kim Jong Un Tells Russia's Vladimir Putin He Will Take Edward Snowden Off His Hands
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Kim Jong Un Says He Will Defend Syria If She Is Attacked By The United States
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Norway Signs A Secret Pact With North Korea
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The Many (questionable) Roads To Success
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Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. Accused of Colluding With North Korea's Kim Jong-Un
