Fire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump
It would appear that everyone misunderstood President Trump's threats to North Korea, when he said, "They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before." Reacting to provocative nuclear missile t...
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North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity
Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...
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My Pal Vlad and My Buddy Kim (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)
My Pal Vlad and My Buddy Kim Now Available on Amazon Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser -- having a healthy ego, or high opinion of yourself, is a real positive in life! Donald J. Trump Now Available on Amazon I’m the on...
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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him
Pyongyang, NK North Korean hereditary dictator, Kim Jong Un, the man who helped put the "dic" in dictator, was seriously injured today. This has caused the North Korean people to weep and wail uncontrollably, while the rest of the world cheers and co...
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North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™
After the recent Axis of Evil BratSpat tantrums over who is the biggest Honky Cat in the Pack, North Korea has unveiled its ultra secret weapon that its scientists have been developing for decades. The array of big hats being worn by the general...
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Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt
PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...
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South Dakota Shuts Down All North Korean Restaurants
To Kill, or not to Kill: Kim Jong Un
The REAL Reason the Marshall Kim Jong-Un and President Donald Trump Talks Broke Down
Kim Jong Un's Real Name Is Revealed
North Korea To Impose Sanctions On US
North Korea Upset that Club Swinging and Pistol Dueling Won't Be in Olympics
Obama and Kim Jong-Un Phone Call
North Korea Conquers U.S. during National Food Coma
Donald Trump Calls Kim Jong-il "Lil' Kim"
Obama Orders Immediate Nuclear Disarmament "Just in Case"
Kim Jong Un invited Bolton into his swimming pool for underwater follies and piranha fish ballet
North Korea Conducts 3rd ICBM Test With Mixed Results
Yikes: The North Koreans Are Coming
The Koreans are coming. The Koreans are coming? It used to be: The Russians are coming. The Russians are coming. Who knew? One might as well say: The Canadians are coming. During his campaign, the guy from Queens used to rage that the Mexicans wer...
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1938: Trump meets Hitler at Munich: "Peace in our time"
MUNICH, GERMANY. Sept. 30, 1938. Standing on the tarmac at Munich International Airport early this morning, sleepy-eyed President Donald Trump waived a copy of the Munich Agreement to a group of reporters and declared: "Today is the beginning of an a...
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United States: Men required to get Hillary Clinton haircuts
Men in the United States will be required to get the same haircut as Hillary Clinton, if she becomes President, it has been reported. The state-sanctioned guidelines will be introduced first in Washington DC, then rolled out across the country - a...
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Kim Jong-Un Pleasure Squad Schedule Leaked to Press
Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un recently reinstated the "Pleasure Girl Squad" that his father had. All over North Korea girls, some only teenagers, are recruited to be on the Pleasure Girl Squad. These are just some...
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Is Kim Jong Junior weird enough for the job?
As North Korea comes to terms with the loss of its "Dear Leader", the shadowy figure of "the Great Successor", his son Kim Jong Mark II has begun to emerge. Young Kim Jong II only appeared with his father on live television for the first time las...
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Kim Jong-un brushes go on sale in run-up to Christmas
North Korea has entered the foreign exports market with a new product set to beat all economic sanctions. The Kim Jong-un brush looks just like the supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, complete with a chubby handle, an unbelie...
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Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman To Get Him A Date With Britney Spears
NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman, the former NBA star whom North Korean leader Kim Jong Un calls his BFF, has just been told by Kim to see about getting him a date with one of his favorite American celebrities Britney Spears. Kim Jong Un reportedly t...
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Kim Jong-Un wins at the Olympics
In a desperate attempt to impress his new subjects, North Korea's Kim Jong-Un has broadcast the London Olympics to his nation six months early. The Great Successor himself took part in many events, and unsurprisingly, he showed the same amazing sport...
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Exclusive Interview with Bond Movie Hacker
The cyber-attack on the Sony's computer network on 25 November 2014 originated from North Korea. The intrepid hacker, hitherto unknown, put on line the script of the latest Bond movie SPECTRE currently still in production. The Bond leak has the p...
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TOP SECRET! North Korea Obama Document Found In Valerie Jarrett’s Socks
WARNING: THIS STORY IS DESIGNATED TOP SECRET: It was found hidden in the socks of Valerie Jarrett as she was leaving the National Archives. BILLINGSGATE POST (Dateline March 25, 2012) From the ramparts of Observation Point Ouellette, the c...
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Bolton down Pompeo and Graham to go
Mr. Trump’s quest for world peace continues with more breathless anticipation now that John Bolton has “resigned” from the leadership of the NSA. Mr. Bolton, who according to the president “never saw a war he didn’t like,” has been reported at odd...
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Donald Sterling condemns North Korea's Obama 'monkey' insult
LOS ANGELES, CA - LA Clippers owner, Donald Sterling has condemned descriptions in North Korean state media of President Obama as a "crossbreed" and a "wicked black monkey". Mr. Sterling's spokeswoman, Sno White, said the comments were "ugly and d...
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World warned not to download software from Russia, Iran or North Korea
Britain's cyber chief has warned governments across the globe to beware of Russia computer programs that may damage their operating system. The head of the National Cyber Security Centre revealed that the Polonium Utility, marketed by Spetsnaz Sof...
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Dictators Around the World React to Trump's Impeachment
President Maduro of Venezuela expressed his disappointment in the announcement that impeachment proceedings would begin in the House of Representatives for Donald Trump. "If he can get impeached, what's going to happen to the rest of us tin shop d...
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Hold the salad recipe! Kim Jong Un orders mizuna and spinach leaf launch instead of rocket
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Korea's Most Fantastic Life Giving Theme Park In The World Forever!
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The United Nations Wants To Inspect North Korea's Meth Lab - Kim Jong Un Replies "No! No! And Hell No!"
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Kim Jong Un to Come to United States, Wants to Stay at White House
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Pope Francis Invites Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un To Visit Him At The Vatican
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North Korean Dictator and Kirstie Alley to Have Eating Contest
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North Koreans and United Nations Both Post Human Rights Declarations
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Kim Jong Un Builds New Nuclear Reactor Out of Lego Pieces
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Chinese rented sex dolls get "Chop Sued!"
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Trump: Kim Jong-un Handshake Injury Exclusive!
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U.S. N. Korea Thaw
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Kim Jong Un Invites Honey Boo Boo To Visit North Korea
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Kim Jong Un Warns Russia and The United States Not To Mess With North Korea or Else
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Japan To Launch An Unarmed Practice Missile Towards North Korea
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Kim Jong Un Adds Petting Zoos to All North Korean Labor Camps
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Kim Jong-Un Crashes North Korea's Internet Playing Video Games
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North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him
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Trump's Plans for North Korea Revealed in Shocking Press Release
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North Korean Restaurant Opens Next to Trump Tower: Receives Worm-Free Reviews
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North Korean Missile Lands In Man's Back Garden
