Dennis Rodman Said He Face-Timed Kim Jong-un and He Was Shocked
MARINA DEL REY, California – Former NBA great Dennis Rodman was having lunch at the Drunk Duck Lounge in Marina del Rey, when he was approached by a reporter with the Hollywod Innuendo News Agency. Rodman was asked about his countless tattoos and...
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North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity
Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...
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Kim Jong Un Transferred to US Walter Reed Hospital in Late Night Rescue Mission
(Bethesda, MD) Under direct orders from President Trump, North Korea’s president, Kim Jong Un, was airlifted out of the country’s capital city in a late-night rescue mission, and flown to the United States, where he was admitted to the Walter Reed Ar...
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Dennis Rodman to Visit Kim Jong-un in the Hospital
LOS ANGELES – One of the NBA’s greatest rebounders has informed the news media that he will be traveling to Pyongyang, North Korea, to visit his BFF, Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un, in the hospital. Rodman, who has more tattoos, piercings, and gold j...
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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him
Pyongyang, NK North Korean hereditary dictator, Kim Jong Un, the man who helped put the "dic" in dictator, was seriously injured today. This has caused the North Korean people to weep and wail uncontrollably, while the rest of the world cheers and co...
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Kim Jong-un is Shipping an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile To Puerto Rico
PYONGYANG, North Korea – The Supreme Leader of the supreme country of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, told the Korean News Agency that he will be shipping a brand new missile to Puerto Rico. The Kimster said that the missile is still in the box, and it...
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North Korea space launch 'sucks utterly'
NASA Is Thrilled With The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee's Wonderful Gesture
North Korean Dictator Fires PR Man
Trump Threatens to Nuke FBI Headquarters if They Don't Lay Off the Russian Investigation
Exclusive Interview with Bond Movie Hacker
North Korean Restaurant Opens Next to Trump Tower: Receives Worm-Free Reviews
Scamatology Reps Visit North Korea to Study Their Labor Camps
Kim Jong-Un wins at the Olympics
Is Kim Jong-un Elvis Clone?
North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him
South Korea Makes Agreement with Kim Jong-Un For Him to Not Compete or Appear at Winter Olympics
Millions of idiots expected to go blind Monday
North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™
After the recent Axis of Evil BratSpat tantrums over who is the biggest Honky Cat in the Pack, North Korea has unveiled its ultra secret weapon that its scientists have been developing for decades. The array of big hats being worn by the general...
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Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt
PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...
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Kim Jong-Un Pleasure Squad Schedule Leaked to Press
Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un recently reinstated the "Pleasure Girl Squad" that his father had. All over North Korea girls, some only teenagers, are recruited to be on the Pleasure Girl Squad. These are just some...
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1938: Trump meets Hitler at Munich: "Peace in our time"
MUNICH, GERMANY. Sept. 30, 1938. Standing on the tarmac at Munich International Airport early this morning, sleepy-eyed President Donald Trump waived a copy of the Munich Agreement to a group of reporters and declared: "Today is the beginning of an a...
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North Korea's Kim Jong Un Warns China Against Flying Over North Korean Air Space
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Reports coming out of the capital of North Korea are that Kim Jong Un is angrier than a woodpecker with a rubber beak. He is very upset at China's new unilateral declaration of an air defense zone over Tokyo, Japan, and Se...
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To Kill, or not to Kill: Kim Jong Un
South Korea have admitted (what we all knew) that they have a special team trained and ready to go: To kill North Korean midget of evil Kim Jong Un. Despite the fact that he looks like the kid who would smugly answer all the questions in a Geograp...
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North Korea's DICtator, Kim Jong-Un, In Hiding After Seventh Missile in a Row Explodes on the Launching Pad
Pynongyang, North Korea Although it seems like he would get used to it, Kim Jong-Un's most recent missile once again exploded on the launching pad, sending the rotund dictator into a rage. "Kim Jong-Un was last seen jumping up and down and orderi...
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Kim Jong Un Invites Honey Boo Boo To Visit North Korea
McINTYRE, Georgia - There is surprise in the Alana Thompson household as little Honey Boo Boo child as she refers to herself has been invited to visit North Korea by Kim Jong Un. At first Honey Boo Boo's mama, June "Mama" Shannon thought that the...
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Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding
Kim Jong Un still has ten more brothers or half brothers scattered around the world in exile or hiding. Here is a list of their names and last known whereabouts: Kim Jong Jam - Last seen Pitkipsy, New York in an olive factory. Said to have 5 natio...
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Kim Jong Un Proud of His Brand New Tattoo
PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea has just stated in The Pyongyang Press-Post that he is positively thrilled with his brand new tattoo. The tattoo, which is a missile, was a gift from his favorite cousin Chung Fu Moo, Jr., who kne...
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Trump: Kim Jong-un Handshake Injury Exclusive!
After the historic first ever man-to-man meeting between US President Donald Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, in Singapore yesterday, Mr Trump had to request a visit from a local doctor last night after complaining of severe discomfort in...
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Kim Jong-Un Announces--He Will Seriously Nuke Any Country That Calls Him Fat!
Pynongyang, North Korea North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un was in the news again today when North Korea announced that it would not stand for any insults waged against their most revered and holy leader, Kim Jong-Un, Keeper of the Flame-Gun, Ruler o...
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North Korea Conducts 3rd ICBM Test With Mixed Results
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA (Replicant-D Headlines) -- North Korea conducts the third test of the Hwasong-14 ICBM, however, this test is a mix of success and failures. The reason why the test has a confusing outcome is due to the expected and the actua...
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Kim Jong Un Reveals Who His Favorite American Idol Contestant Is
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North Korea Now Bankrupt From The Costs Of Hacking Sony Pictures
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Kim Jong-un buys Prince Charles' ears
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Kim Jong-un threatens South Korea with Donald Trump clones
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Kim Jong-Un Threatens "Utter Destruction" To China For Calling Him "Fattie"
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Trump's Plans for North Korea Revealed in Shocking Press Release
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Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. Accused of Colluding With North Korea's Kim Jong-Un
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Fire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump
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Experts Confirm Kim Jong-Un Once Adorable Asian Baby
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Kim responds to new Trump negotiations with poem inspired by Robert Frost
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The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un
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Sarah Palin Comments That Russia Needs To Leave The Ukraine Alone and Attack North Korea
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Kim Jong Un Reveals North Korea Breached Alaskan Servers
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NBC Announce New Comedy Set in North Korea - "Kim" - To Replace Parks And Recreation
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Putin and Kim Jong Un Squabble Over Fantasy Baseball Leagues
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Obama Orders Immediate Nuclear Disarmament "Just in Case"
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Trump and Kim Jong-Un Compare Dick Sizes
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Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?
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TOP SECRET! North Korea Obama Document Found In Valerie Jarrett’s Socks
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Trump-Kim Summit to Include Farting Contest
