Funny story: Bolton down Pompeo and Graham to go

Bolton down Pompeo and Graham to go

Mr. Trump’s quest for world peace continues with more breathless anticipation now that John Bolton has “resigned” from the leadership of the NSA. Mr. Bolton, who according to the president “never saw a war he didn’t like,” has been reported at odd...

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Funny story: Fire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump

Fire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump

It would appear that everyone misunderstood President Trump's threats to North Korea, when he said, "They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before." Reacting to provocative nuclear missile t...

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Funny story: North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity

North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity

Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...

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Funny story: 1938: Trump meets Hitler at Munich: "Peace in our time"

1938: Trump meets Hitler at Munich: "Peace in our time"

MUNICH, GERMANY. Sept. 30, 1938. Standing on the tarmac at Munich International Airport early this morning, sleepy-eyed President Donald Trump waived a copy of the Munich Agreement to a group of reporters and declared: "Today is the beginning of an a...

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Funny story: North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him

North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him

Pyongyang, NK North Korean hereditary dictator, Kim Jong Un, the man who helped put the "dic" in dictator, was seriously injured today. This has caused the North Korean people to weep and wail uncontrollably, while the rest of the world cheers and co...

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Funny story: Chinese rented sex dolls get "Chop Sued!"

Chinese rented sex dolls get "Chop Sued!"

A Chinese company that produced rental sex dolls for frustrated Chinese males waiting for their knackered wives to come home after working 12 hour shifts in local Beijing factories has been closed because the sex dolls were too sexy! It seems that...

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Funny story: North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™

North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™

After the recent Axis of Evil BratSpat tantrums over who is the biggest Honky Cat in the Pack, North Korea has unveiled its ultra secret weapon that its scientists have been developing for decades. The array of big hats being worn by the general...

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Funny story: Exclusive Interview with Bond Movie Hacker

Exclusive Interview with Bond Movie Hacker

The cyber-attack on the Sony's computer network on 25 November 2014 originated from North Korea. The intrepid hacker, hitherto unknown, put on line the script of the latest Bond movie SPECTRE currently still in production. The Bond leak has the p...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Threatens "Utter Destruction" To China For Calling Him "Fattie"

Kim Jong-Un Threatens "Utter Destruction" To China For Calling Him "Fattie"

Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund DICtator of North Korea, was goaded into threatening to totally destroy China with nuclear weapons. "It is utterly unacceptable for His Eminence Kim Jong-Un to be treated this way. He is never going to let China live this down. One of the reporters even called him "His Fattiness" spoke the North Korean News Service. Chinese officials were quoted as...

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Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

Peoria, Illinois, USA The Caterpillar Co., the world's largest manufacturer of heavy machinery, reports that they have discovered that Kim Jong-Un, the North Korean dictator, has gained so much weight that he can no longer use his legs to move his he...

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Funny story: North Korea's DICtator, Kim Jong-Un, In Hiding After Seventh Missile in a Row Explodes on the Launching Pad

North Korea's DICtator, Kim Jong-Un, In Hiding After Seventh Missile in a Row Explodes on the Launching Pad

Pynongyang, North Korea Although it seems like he would get used to it, Kim Jong-Un's most recent missile once again exploded on the launching pad, sending the rotund dictator into a rage. "Kim Jong-Un was last seen jumping up and down and orderi...

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Funny story: Uncle Truly Astonished By His Nephew Kim Jong Un's Surprise Party

Uncle Truly Astonished By His Nephew Kim Jong Un's Surprise Party

Jang Song Thaek, second top gun in the North Korean Political Machine and uncle to the countries President Kim Jon Un, was truly astonished at the surprise party his nephew had for him on Tuesday. "This is amazing!' stated Jang, who seemed genuinely astonished by the large contingent of soldiers waiting for him outside the Politburo. "But it isn't even my birthday!" "Oh, don't concern yourse...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...

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Funny story: The REAL Reason the Marshall Kim Jong-Un and President Donald Trump Talks Broke Down

The REAL Reason the Marshall Kim Jong-Un and President Donald Trump Talks Broke Down

Saigon, Vietnam Although the world was left wondering why Trump left the North Korean-U.S. Disarmanent Talks early is because there was an incident that was kept secret. While many news agencies went along with the idea that Kim was soft on givin...

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Funny story: To Kill, or not to Kill: Kim Jong Un

To Kill, or not to Kill: Kim Jong Un

South Korea have admitted (what we all knew) that they have a special team trained and ready to go: To kill North Korean midget of evil Kim Jong Un. Despite the fact that he looks like the kid who would smugly answer all the questions in a Geograp...

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Funny story: North Korea halts nuclear tests after NZ condemnation

North Korea halts nuclear tests after NZ condemnation

North Korea has today halted its nuclear weapons tests after condemnation by New Zealand's Prime Minister John Key.  The skeleton of the "Great Leader" Kim Jong-il was said to be concerned after a country he'd never heard of, led by a Prime Minister...

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Funny story: Trump-Kim Summit to Include Farting Contest

Trump-Kim Summit to Include Farting Contest

The summit meeting between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un is apparently back on, after Dear Leader Kim acceded to one of President Trump's key demands. "I am only too happy to accept President Trump's challenge," announced the Dear Leader in a press...

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Funny story: North Korea nuclear plant is only a Doughnut Factory

North Korea nuclear plant is only a Doughnut Factory

Washington: A US report that North Korea has built a new nuclear facility is apparently flawed. A re-examination of the report suggests rather, a giant doughnut factory is in place. Pyongyang's Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Il, is known as a huge doughnut ea...

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Funny story: In-Depth Analysis of Kim Jong-Un: If He Has A Bad Hair Day He Launches A Missle

In-Depth Analysis of Kim Jong-Un: If He Has A Bad Hair Day He Launches A Missle

New revelations from servants within North Korea who served the ruling Kim family, revealed that Kim Jong-Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, launches missiles whenever he is having a bad day. This magazine did an investigation. 1. Kim Jong-Un succeeds his dad as dictator in North Korea in December of 2011. Four months later in April, the North Koreans launch a satellite that veers off course.

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Funny story: TOP SECRET! North Korea Obama Document Found In Valerie Jarrett’s Socks

TOP SECRET! North Korea Obama Document Found In Valerie Jarrett’s Socks

WARNING: THIS STORY IS DESIGNATED TOP SECRET: It was found hidden in the socks of Valerie Jarrett as she was leaving the National Archives. BILLINGSGATE POST (Dateline March 25, 2012) From the ramparts of Observation Point Ouellette, the c...

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