North Korean Missile Lands In Man's Back Garden
A man in the Battambang commune of Tapon has told of how he and his family were rudely awoken on Sunday morning, after a missile originating from North Korea landed in the back garden of his property. Moys Kenwood, 55, was shaken from his slumbers...
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Fire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump
It would appear that everyone misunderstood President Trump's threats to North Korea, when he said, "They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before." Reacting to provocative nuclear missile t...
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North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity
Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...
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Trump meets Kim on his yacht in the East Sea surrounded by aircraft carriers
Breaking: Following the recent triumphant meeting of Moon Jae-in and Kim Jong Un, leaders of South and North Korea, Mr. Trump has flown to Mr. Kim’s yacht in the East Sea for further negotiations. Mr. Trump is aboard Mr. Kim’s yacht, The Kim Il-Su...
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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him
Pyongyang, NK North Korean hereditary dictator, Kim Jong Un, the man who helped put the "dic" in dictator, was seriously injured today. This has caused the North Korean people to weep and wail uncontrollably, while the rest of the world cheers and co...
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White House confirms Bolton dropped into North Korea and returned by fishing trawler to USS Carl Vinson
Wrapped in a shawl in disguise as a halmoni (Korean grandmother), Mr. Bolton has recently completed a tour of the Punggyerae test site. White House Chief of Staff General Kelly has confirmed Mr. Bolton was parachuted in the dead of night with dead...
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American Corporations Neutralize The North Korean Nuclear Threat
Trump Announces Plans to Buy Science and then Charge North Korea and Iran to Use It
North Korea halts nuclear tests after NZ condemnation
Scamatology Reps Visit North Korea to Study Their Labor Camps
Kim Jong Un Plans To Declare War On Bolivia
NBC Announce New Comedy Set in North Korea - "Kim" - To Replace Parks And Recreation
The REAL Reason the Marshall Kim Jong-Un and President Donald Trump Talks Broke Down
Kim Jong Un Tells President Obama That He Would Like To Spend Christmas At The White House
North Korea Upset that Club Swinging and Pistol Dueling Won't Be in Olympics
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North Koreans Required to Start Wearing "Kim Jong-Underwear"
North Korean Restaurant Opens Next to Trump Tower: Receives Worm-Free Reviews
Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt
PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...
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Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?
While world leaders gathered in a remote corner of that moose preserve known as "Canada" to discuss possible solutions to North Korea's nuclear threat, it appears that a North Korean Air Force general got an idea of his own. "We very sorry!" decla...
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Vice President Pence’s encounter with Kim Yo Jung remains on high alert
Mystery continues to surround Mr. Pence’s relationship with Ms. Kim (although Mrs. Pence objects to the term “relationship.”) Analysts suggest the root of the problem lies in both parties being lodged at the same quarters, The Fourview Hotel in Py...
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North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™
After the recent Axis of Evil BratSpat tantrums over who is the biggest Honky Cat in the Pack, North Korea has unveiled its ultra secret weapon that its scientists have been developing for decades. The array of big hats being worn by the general...
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Yikes: The North Koreans Are Coming
The Koreans are coming. The Koreans are coming? It used to be: The Russians are coming. The Russians are coming. Who knew? One might as well say: The Canadians are coming. During his campaign, the guy from Queens used to rage that the Mexicans wer...
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World warned not to download software from Russia, Iran or North Korea
Britain's cyber chief has warned governments across the globe to beware of Russia computer programs that may damage their operating system. The head of the National Cyber Security Centre revealed that the Polonium Utility, marketed by Spetsnaz Sof...
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North Korea And South Korea Declare War
The whole world was put on high alert this morning when it was announced that the two Koreas - North Korea and its neighbor in the south, South Korea - have declared war on each other. There had been high hopes of an amicable agreement yesterday w...
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1938: Trump meets Hitler at Munich: "Peace in our time"
MUNICH, GERMANY. Sept. 30, 1938. Standing on the tarmac at Munich International Airport early this morning, sleepy-eyed President Donald Trump waived a copy of the Munich Agreement to a group of reporters and declared: "Today is the beginning of an a...
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Dazed & Confused Obama Blames "bad cabbage" for Explosions at South Korean Kimchee Processing Plant!
In an effort to forestal making a presidential decision, Barry Obama today claimed the recent explosions in South Korea were the result of an 'agricultural accident' and should not be blamed 'on those folks up north!" While the White House scramb...
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Kim Jong-Un Threatens "Utter Destruction" To China For Calling Him "Fattie"
Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund DICtator of North Korea, was goaded into threatening to totally destroy China with nuclear weapons. "It is utterly unacceptable for His Eminence Kim Jong-Un to be treated this way. He is never going to let China live this down. One of the reporters even called him "His Fattiness" spoke the North Korean News Service. Chinese officials were quoted as...
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Madonna Spotted Having Dinner with New Toy Boy Lover, Dictator Kim Jong-Un in Pyongyang - Fox News Calls Her Traitor
Despite nearing 54, Madonna shows no sign of tiring of her toy boy fixation. Pictures have merged of Madonna enjoying a late night dinner with Kim Jon Un, the 29 year old chubby leader of North Korea, in the capital. According to celebrity gossip si...
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Kim Jong-il kicked off set by "Bachelorette" star
PYONGYANG, NK - Jung Hyun-kyung, red with anger and visibly agitated, ordered North Korea's sixty-eight year old leader off the set of her country's highly popular reality TV version of "The Bachelorette" last night, telling him to "never come back!"...
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Obama and Kim Jong-Un Phone Call
Last Fall, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un became enraged with the United States due to the upcoming release of the movie "The Interview." It has long been rumored that the dictator personally called President Obama to express his outrage, but until now the details of their conversation have never been revealed. Thanks to a secret North Korean source we are now able to publish a transcri...
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