North Korea Spoof News

11 July 2025

United States submarine The Great White Shark sinks a North Korean PT Boat that got too close to Massachusetts

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre reports a North Korea PT Boat that got within 2.8 miles of the Massachusetts coast was sunk by an unconventional experimental American naval vessel. Dubbed The Great White Shark, this peculiar waterc…

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Archaeological Dig in North Korea Finds No Wheel

A rare moment in archaeology has occurred in North Korea. First, it was amazing that Kim Jong-Un even let in foreign scientists to study the prehistory of the top of the Korean peninsula, but then again, Kim’s dictatorship doesn’t exactly encoura…

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The United States Is Sending The Aircraft Carrier USS Condoleezza Rice Towards Korean Waters

DOVER, Delaware - President Obama was speaking before the annual Delaware Punch Distributors Convention when he was asked about the developing military situation between North Korea and South Korea. The president joked and said, "Now lemy get dis...

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The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The CIA has reported that its Electronic Logistical System (ELS) has just intercepted a personal email message that was sent from the Taliban headquarters to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. An unnamed source stated that the mes...

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No “Child” Left Behind in North Korea

North Korea found the internet! And it purchased and trained a kid to pretend she has a glorious life, just like a normal child. Again, North Korea has made itself so isolated from the world – thinking that was a good move – that it can’t see the…

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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him

Pyongyang, NK North Korean hereditary dictator, Kim Jong Un, the man who helped put the "dic" in dictator, was seriously injured today. This has caused the North Korean people to weep and wail uncontrollably, while the rest of the world cheers and co...

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Obama Orders Immediate Nuclear Disarmament "Just in Case"

The Kentucky Derby Federation Has Ruled That North Korean Thoroughbred "Rice Patty" Is Ineligible

North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

Kim Jong-Un Threatens "Utter Destruction" To China For Calling Him "Fattie"

North Korea's DICtator, Kim Jong-Un, In Hiding After Seventh Missile in a Row Explodes on the Launching Pad

North Korean Dictator Fires PR Man

Exclusive Interview with Bond Movie Hacker

Riding Kim’s White Horse Into the Sunset

Dennis Rodman Said He Face-Timed Kim Jong-un and He Was Shocked

The Black Lives Matter Organization Demands That President George Washington Be Removed From The One Dollar Bill

Kim Jong-un Says He Is Fed Up With These Skinny, Anorexic-Looking K-Pop Boy Bands

North Korea Announces Desire to Host 2024 Olympics

North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity

Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...

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Kim’s Bad Haircut and New Inbreeding Baby

Kim Jong Un is the leader of his own country – bitches! – and he wants the world to know it and pay him some respect instead of looking at him like he’s a lost boy loser without friends and nowhere to go. He can’t even move around the world more than…

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North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™

After the recent Axis of Evil BratSpat tantrums over who is the biggest Honky Cat in the Pack, North Korea has unveiled its ultra secret weapon that its scientists have been developing for decades. The array of big hats being worn by the general...

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A North Korean Plane Flies Over Seattle and Instantly Gets Blasted To Hell

SEATTLE - (Satire News) - US information guru Andy Cohen reveals that the government is trying to keep it on the down low, but a North Korean small plane flew into US airspace near Seattle. The plane a Consolidated Cesna PQ-9 was reportedly carryi…

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Kim Jong-Un Pleasure Squad Schedule Leaked to Press

Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un recently reinstated the "Pleasure Girl Squad" that his father had. All over North Korea girls, some only teenagers, are recruited to be on the Pleasure Girl Squad. These are just some...

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Dr. Strangelove Bombs in North Korea

Kim Jong Uuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn (Give It To Me, Baby!) is pissed off again because no one’s paying attention to him. He’s tried firing missile at Japan and a couple were pointed in the direction of America, but too far away to hit. He’s fake danced and la…

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Kim Jong-un Says That Just Thinking About Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Him a Boner

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that President Kim Jong-un has fallen head-over-heels in love with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Word out of North Korea is that the Kimster, as BFF Dennis Rodman cal…

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Russian President Vladimir Putin To Meet With North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency Vodkavich is reporting that President Vladimir Putin has requested to have a meeting with Kim Jong Un of North Korea. Vodkavich states that Putin is upset at the fact that Kim Jong Un continues to carry on ab...

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Kim Jong-un Says He and Donald Trump Have Broken Up

Pyongyang, North Korea – Rice Paddy News has confirmed that public citizen Donald Trump and the second most powerful leader in the world, Kim Jong-un, are no longer a couple. The North Korean leader said that he gave Trump his engagement ring back…

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Justin Bieber and Kim Jong Un Become VERY Good BFFs

Pyongyang, North Korea Since accepting the invitation of Kim Jong Un, evil dictator of North Korea, to visit his country, pop star Justin Bieber appears to be happy, taking selfies of himself with Kim's handmaidens, and horseback riding with the port...

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Dairy Queen Opens Its First Fast Food Restaurant in North Korea

Pyongyang, North Korea – (Satire News) – Dairy Queen, the hamburger and ice cream parlor franchise giant has been around for 80 years. TheVox Populi news agency reports that the company has just agreed to open up a new Dairy Queen in Pyongyang, No…

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Kim Jong-un Wants Everyone To Know That He Did Not Boink Marjorie Taylor Greene – Ever! Ever!

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – Reports from the Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea state that President Kim Jong-un is angrier than a high school cheerleader with a case of the runs. Close aides say that the North Korea dictator is t…

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Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...

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President Biden Sends The USS Wyoming Towards North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has just told the US media that President Biden has sent the Battleship Wyoming to North Korea in an effort to convince North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un to stop playin…

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