North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity
Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...
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Bolton to pilot B-52 squadron over North Korea will parachute down to establish first American base north of the 38th parallel
National Security Advisor John Bolton has had his way over North Korea’s objections to the current “Maximum Thunder” joint exercises with South Korea. Mr. Bolton insists that scheduling the current exercises despite the North-South Koreas’ recent...
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North Korean Missile Lands In Man's Back Garden
A man in the Battambang commune of Tapon has told of how he and his family were rudely awoken on Sunday morning, after a missile originating from North Korea landed in the back garden of his property. Moys Kenwood, 55, was shaken from his slumbers...
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Trump meets Kim on his yacht in the East Sea surrounded by aircraft carriers
Breaking: Following the recent triumphant meeting of Moon Jae-in and Kim Jong Un, leaders of South and North Korea, Mr. Trump has flown to Mr. Kim’s yacht in the East Sea for further negotiations. Mr. Trump is aboard Mr. Kim’s yacht, The Kim Il-Su...
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North Korea And South Korea Declare War
The whole world was put on high alert this morning when it was announced that the two Koreas - North Korea and its neighbor in the south, South Korea - have declared war on each other. There had been high hopes of an amicable agreement yesterday w...
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The Reason North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Changed His Name
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – A top secret North Korean investigating agency has just finished conducting an extensive investigation into the life of President Kim Jong-un. These secretive secret reports reveal that Kim’s birth name is…
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North Korea Warns Beijing On Philippines Plan To Annex China
Dairy Queen Opens Its First Fast Food Restaurant in North Korea
Scotland Yard Is Investigating Piers Morgan Regarding His Alleged Collusion With North Korea
Kim Jong-un Bans The Phrase “Home Sweet Home”
Obama Orders Immediate Nuclear Disarmament "Just in Case"
North Korea space launch 'sucks utterly'
My Pal Vlad and My Buddy Kim (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)
Kim Jong-un Says He and Donald Trump Have Broken Up
Beijing Warns China Will Attack If Philippine Naval Buildup In Calituban Bohol Continues
North Korea's DICtator, Kim Jong-Un, In Hiding After Seventh Missile in a Row Explodes on the Launching Pad
TOP SECRET! North Korea Obama Document Found In Valerie Jarrett’s Socks
North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him
North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him
Pyongyang, NK North Korean hereditary dictator, Kim Jong Un, the man who helped put the "dic" in dictator, was seriously injured today. This has caused the North Korean people to weep and wail uncontrollably, while the rest of the world cheers and co...
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North Korea’s Olympic Basketball Team Coached By Dennis Rodman Wallops The Russian Team
TOKYO – (Sports Satire) – In an exhibition game that was played before 2,000 cardboard cut-out fans, Kim Jong-un’s North Korean team soundly defeated Russian President Vlady Putin’s Russian team 117-61. The little guys from North Korean, who are t…
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Senator Graham to be shot out of a cannon over North Korea holding a warning sign
In a bold new venture to tame North Korea and bring it to its senses, Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina has a plan to make that territory pay attention. Mr. Graham is about to be shot out of a cannon clear across North Korea to the other si...
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Kim Jong-un Sells The Taliban 13 ICBM Rockets
PYONGANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The United States, the United Kingdom, and the United Emirates are all extremely upset with the little fat fuck leader of North Korea (aka Kim Jong-un). The Vox Populi News Agency has broken the story that N…
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North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Has Just Cornered The Asian Womens Shoe Market
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that the Korean leader, Kim Jong-un hasn’t been as happy as he is now, since he first discovered his pecker (penis) at the age of 3. Kim Jong-un, who is almost…
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Kim Jong-un Wants Everyone To Know That He Did Not Boink Marjorie Taylor Greene – Ever! Ever!
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – Reports from the Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea state that President Kim Jong-un is angrier than a high school cheerleader with a case of the runs. Close aides say that the North Korea dictator is t…
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Cardi B Says North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Has a Big Crush on Her
BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – Rapper Cardi B recently confided to Andy Cohen with the Bravo Network, that the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, has the hots for her. The rap artist said that she received a text message from the North Korean…
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Kim Jong-un Wants In-N-Out Burger Restaurants in North Korea
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency has stated that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has requested that the In-N-Out burger chain build several of their restaurants in North Korea. Kim Jong-un recently stat…
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North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™
After the recent Axis of Evil BratSpat tantrums over who is the biggest Honky Cat in the Pack, North Korea has unveiled its ultra secret weapon that its scientists have been developing for decades. The array of big hats being worn by the general...
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Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt
PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...
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Kim Jong-Un wins at the Olympics
In a desperate attempt to impress his new subjects, North Korea's Kim Jong-Un has broadcast the London Olympics to his nation six months early. The Great Successor himself took part in many events, and unsurprisingly, he showed the same amazing sport...
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Kim Jong-Un Pleasure Squad Schedule Leaked to Press
Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un recently reinstated the "Pleasure Girl Squad" that his father had. All over North Korea girls, some only teenagers, are recruited to be on the Pleasure Girl Squad. These are just some...
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Fire And Fury Was A Spell-Check Typo, Says Trump
It would appear that everyone misunderstood President Trump's threats to North Korea, when he said, "They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before." Reacting to provocative nuclear missile t...
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Burma earning praise from human rights activists over humane genocide
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Old Blood And Guts Obama Vows To Remake USA Into North Korea
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Iceland To Name Its New Aircraft Carrier In Honor Of Nelson Mandela
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North Korean Olympic Track Team Outruns Security to Escape Across Border
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Trump Announces Plans to Buy Science and then Charge North Korea and Iran to Use It
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To Kill, or not to Kill: Kim Jong Un
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North Korea threatens to nuke Australia
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Trump Explains How He Has Personally Saved Europe
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