Archaeological Dig in North Korea Finds No Wheel
A rare moment in archaeology has occurred in North Korea. First, it was amazing that Kim Jong-Un even let in foreign scientists to study the prehistory of the top of the Korean peninsula, but then again, Kim’s dictatorship doesn’t exactly encoura…
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Kim Jong-Un Pleasure Squad Schedule Leaked to Press
Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un recently reinstated the "Pleasure Girl Squad" that his father had. All over North Korea girls, some only teenagers, are recruited to be on the Pleasure Girl Squad. These are just some...
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Kim’s Bad Haircut and New Inbreeding Baby
Kim Jong Un is the leader of his own country – bitches! – and he wants the world to know it and pay him some respect instead of looking at him like he’s a lost boy loser without friends and nowhere to go. He can’t even move around the world more than…
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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him
Pyongyang, NK North Korean hereditary dictator, Kim Jong Un, the man who helped put the "dic" in dictator, was seriously injured today. This has caused the North Korean people to weep and wail uncontrollably, while the rest of the world cheers and co...
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A North Korean Plane Flies Over Seattle and Instantly Gets Blasted To Hell
SEATTLE - (Satire News) - US information guru Andy Cohen reveals that the government is trying to keep it on the down low, but a North Korean small plane flew into US airspace near Seattle. The plane a Consolidated Cesna PQ-9 was reportedly carryi…
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North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity
Science Town, USA Scientists announced today that something in North Korea is beginning to affect Earth's gravity. "We are sure the object causing the irregularity is North Korea's dictator Kim Jong-Un. He has continued to expand as he gains weig...
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Russian President Vladimir Putin To Meet With North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un
The United States Is Sending The Aircraft Carrier USS Condoleezza Rice Towards Korean Waters
A Tremendous 8.9 Earthquake Jolts Japan - Scientist Predict The Tsunami Will Deposit South Korea On Top Of North Korea
Obama Orders Immediate Nuclear Disarmament "Just in Case"
North Korea Launches Ballistic Missiles Towards Japan As Sign Of Friendship
North Korea declares Mars space "sovereign"
Kim Jong Il Left $1 Million North Korean Wons To Jon Gosselin
North Korea's DICtator, Kim Jong-Un, In Hiding After Seventh Missile in a Row Explodes on the Launching Pad
North Korea Draws International Condemnation
Dennis Rodman Said He Face-Timed Kim Jong-un and He Was Shocked
Burma earning praise from human rights activists over humane genocide
North Korea A-Bomb Test Was Just a Lot of Gas
President Biden Sends The USS Wyoming Towards North Korea
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has just told the US media that President Biden has sent the Battleship Wyoming to North Korea in an effort to convince North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un to stop playin…
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Kim Jong-un Wants Everyone To Know That He Did Not Boink Marjorie Taylor Greene – Ever! Ever!
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – Reports from the Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea state that President Kim Jong-un is angrier than a high school cheerleader with a case of the runs. Close aides say that the North Korea dictator is t…
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North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™
After the recent Axis of Evil BratSpat tantrums over who is the biggest Honky Cat in the Pack, North Korea has unveiled its ultra secret weapon that its scientists have been developing for decades. The array of big hats being worn by the general...
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Kim Jong-un Says That Just Thinking About Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Him a Boner
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that President Kim Jong-un has fallen head-over-heels in love with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Word out of North Korea is that the Kimster, as BFF Dennis Rodman cal…
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Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt
PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...
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North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Is Enjoying the Hell Out of His New Low-Profile Status
PYONGPANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un hasn’t been as happy as he is now, since he first discovered his pecker (penis) at the age of 3. Kim Jong-Un, who is a…
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North Korea’s Olympic Basketball Team Coached By Dennis Rodman Wallops The Russian Team
TOKYO – (Sports Satire) – In an exhibition game that was played before 2,000 cardboard cut-out fans, Kim Jong-un’s North Korean team soundly defeated Russian President Vlady Putin’s Russian team 117-61. The little guys from North Korean, who are t…
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The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The CIA has reported that its Electronic Logistical System (ELS) has just intercepted a personal email message that was sent from the Taliban headquarters to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. An unnamed source stated that the mes...
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The Kentucky Derby Federation Has Ruled That North Korean Thoroughbred "Rice Patty" Is Ineligible
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - In a ruling that has shocked North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, his thoroghbred race horse named "Rice Patty" will not be allowed to run in the 148th running of the Kentucky Derby. The Kimster was informed of…
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Kim Jong-un Says He Is Fed Up With These Skinny, Anorexic-Looking K-Pop Boy Bands
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The leader of North Korea, recently told CNN’s Anderson Cooper that he cannot stand these K-Pop boy bands that seem to be on every street corner. King Jong-un said that most of the skinny, anorexic band mem…
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Four North Korean Soccer Team Players Missing, More to Follow
Four players on the North Korean Soccer Team have gone missing. They were unaccounted for on Friday when they failed to show up for practice. Rumors are swirling that the missing team members have defected and are seeking political asylum in the...
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North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him
Peoria, Illinois, USA The Caterpillar Co., the world's largest manufacturer of heavy machinery, reports that they have discovered that Kim Jong-Un, the North Korean dictator, has gained so much weight that he can no longer use his legs to move his he...
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Kim Jong-Un Reveals His Threats to the U.S. Were Just to Keep Trump From Visiting
Pyongyang, North Korea A refugee from North Korea recently informed the press that the whole country of North Korea understands why fat-but-not jolly dictator Kim Jong-Un has been threatening the U.S., non-stop, ever since Trump became President.
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Dr. Strangelove Bombs in North Korea
Kim Jong Uuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn (Give It To Me, Baby!) is pissed off again because no one’s paying attention to him. He’s tried firing missile at Japan and a couple were pointed in the direction of America, but too far away to hit. He’s fake danced and la…
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Four North Korean Soccer Team Players Missing, More to Follow
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The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un
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Kim Jong-Un Pleasure Squad Schedule Leaked to Press
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North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him
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Kim Jong-Un Reveals His Threats to the U.S. Were Just to Keep Trump From Visiting
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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him
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North Korea’s Olympic Basketball Team Coached By Dennis Rodman Wallops The Russian Team
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Kim Jong-un Says That Just Thinking About Marjorie Taylor Greene Gives Him a Boner
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Kim Jong-un Wants Everyone To Know That He Did Not Boink Marjorie Taylor Greene – Ever! Ever!
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Kim’s Bad Haircut and New Inbreeding Baby
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Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt
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North Korean DIC-tator Kim Jong-Un Starting to Affect Gravity
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North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™
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Kim Jong-un Says He Is Fed Up With These Skinny, Anorexic-Looking K-Pop Boy Bands
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North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Is Enjoying the Hell Out of His New Low-Profile Status
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The Kentucky Derby Federation Has Ruled That North Korean Thoroughbred "Rice Patty" Is Ineligible
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A North Korean Plane Flies Over Seattle and Instantly Gets Blasted To Hell
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President Biden Sends The USS Wyoming Towards North Korea
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Dr. Strangelove Bombs in North Korea
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Archaeological Dig in North Korea Finds No Wheel
