Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 9 February 2014

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President Obama has said that Helle Thorning-Schmidt has cheerleader legs.

PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy.

He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the finest rice grown in North Korea.

Kim Jong Un replied that Helle Thorning-Schmidt was very welcome. He then invited her to come visit him in Pyongyang and he would personally give her a tour of the fabulous North Korean city.

Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt thanked him for his generous offer but she replied that she caught hell from the U.S. media and Michelle Obama for that December incident in which she and President obama were caught playing footsie.

She then pointed out that she hates to think what the press would cook up about her and him (KJU).

SIDENOTE: An inside source has said that Kim Jong Un has remarked that he will never launch a missile towards Denmark now that he and Helle Thorning-Schmidt are very good friends.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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