CLEVELAND – (Satire News) - Members of the BLM movement have made it abundantly clear that they want the picture of George Washington, the man who owned 124 slaves, taken off the one-dollar bill.
They say that the Jewish community would not like it if we had a picture of Adolf Hitler on a five-dollar bill.
And, to really put the matter in even more of a perspective, they said that the White Lives Matter group would not like it if Revolutionary War traitor Benedict Arnold was on a ten-dollar bill.
Las Vegas comedian Lola LaPalooza recently said, before an audience of mostly white folks, “It just be’s a matter of which side of da kishen table yu be’s sittin’ at ya know wadda mean, honey child?”