The Black Lives Matter Organization Demands That President George Washington Be Removed From The One Dollar Bill

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Thursday, 6 August 2020

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Trump recently told Sean Hannity that every one of George's slaves were happy and content.

CLEVELAND – (Satire News) - Members of the BLM movement have made it abundantly clear that they want the picture of George Washington, the man who owned 124 slaves, taken off the one-dollar bill.

They say that the Jewish community would not like it if we had a picture of Adolf Hitler on a five-dollar bill.

And, to really put the matter in even more of a perspective, they said that the White Lives Matter group would not like it if Revolutionary War traitor Benedict Arnold was on a ten-dollar bill.

Las Vegas comedian Lola LaPalooza recently said, before an audience of mostly white folks, “It just be’s a matter of which side of da kishen table yu be’s sittin’ at ya know wadda mean, honey child?”

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