Kim Jung Il To Nuke What?

Funny story written by THE MUSIC MAN

Sunday, 1 July 2007

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Future Of The Moon?

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Reports smuggled out of North Korea indicate that the dictator, Kim Jong Ill may have bitten off more than he can chew. Mr. Wang Chang Chow, long-time news correspondent for Kim's state-run People's News, delivered the message last week to The U.S. Defense Department.

"I was only trying to do good, so our people can get help from U.S. And we be friends, and I be big hero! Big hero!" said Wang, who is in the U.S. witness protection program. "I love U.S.A. I want to be here all my days. I want my family in U.S.A. too." Wang added.

We did not receive any official word, but Mr. Wang told that Kim has plans to nuke the Moon. Wang said, Kim thinks that alien monkeys up there. He is afraid the monkeys will concur his empire. Wang also said at least ten different scientists who tried to reassure the leader, were put to death.

We do hope for the best here at But once a nut always a nut!


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