Is there some major crisis happening in the world, and you don’t know to whom to turn? Ever needed a hero? Oh sure, America likes to think it’s the hero of the world, but can’t there be more than one?
What do you need to be a hero? If you’ve seen enough westerns, you know the answer is: a white horse!
That’s right, hop up on that horse (no black horses allowed) and ride, Ride, RIDE into the sunset – oops, but wait, you have to do something heroic first.
Hmm … now how to save the day when you can’t leave your own country, and when you are basically Black Bart, the bad gunslinger who is terrorizing the town, but no one can ride you outa town on a rail?
Hmm … well, North Korea is so out of touch with the West – yet craves its basketball stars – that it can only engage in highly transparent attempts at changing its evil image on the world stage.
(Remember: Putin rode the white horse first, so Kim Jong is thieving from a thief – get your own ideas, Kim!)
Kim rides a white horse and he will save you from the tyranny of democracy and balloons and hilarious elections and democratic leaders who destroy the rights of their citizens every day.
If you need a confusing hero, ride with Kim!
Warning: you may end up as dog food after the horse dies from exhaustion running in circles, going nowhere in the year-round frozen wasteland that is North Korea.
