Kim Jong-Un Threatens "Utter Destruction" To China For Calling Him "Fattie"

Written by Al N.

Thursday, 17 November 2016

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Map that North Korean officials used to try to help Kim figure out where China is.

Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund DICtator of North Korea, was goaded into threatening to totally destroy China with nuclear weapons.

"It is utterly unacceptable for His Eminence Kim Jong-Un to be treated this way. He is never going to let China live this down. One of the reporters even called him "His Fattiness" spoke the North Korean News Service.

Chinese officials were quoted as saying that they'll start getting worried when it looks like North Korea actually has a missile that might go somewhere.

Kim Jong-Un was scheduled to give a statement but found his latest food binge has left him unable to walk.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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